They were trying to get Paras to evolve but letting him think he defeated Arbok and Weezing. Team Rocket is the best.

this was a cute ep

Abstract vulgarity.

Reblog this and tag yourself with a Stephen King trope I’m the uninspired alcoholic writer

I’m the state of Maine 

I’m classic rock

I’m the strangely murderous school bullies who carry switchblades in their pockets.

I’m the murderous ghost truck.

I’m the old timer sitting in the bar, drinking shitty beer and warning city folk about the Lot.

Im the kid in your old gang who died tragically in adulthood but shows up for all your childhood flashbacks.

I’m the homosocial bond between two men who have been thru great strife

i’m the animated inanimate object

I’m the inexplicably terrifying mundane object. 

I’m the awkward, regrettably explicit sex scene.

I’m the sexually deviant villain

I’m the extremely appropriate weather.

I am the corn.

I’m the fourth-wall-breaking note that literally says “HEY LOOK, IT’S A DEUS EX MACHINA” that hacks down an epic storyline’s gravitas like a cartoon chainsaw.

I’m the Stephen King cameo in the poorly-executed TV movie. 

I’m the uncomfortably folksy slang.

I’m the extremely lengthy chapter that is beautifully written but completely superfluous to events.

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

What the hell is the guy in the beginning even trying to do??

He’s fighting for his honor

That umbrella literally fucking jumps to avoid him spearing it to death.

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

We never deserved Steve Irwin