Actual Trash

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

sorry the what? the what moray

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry

wtf i’m a postmodernist now

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

i’m bringing sexy back a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

this post gave me whiplash

Y'all-

What have you done I must resist the need to know!

OKAY BITCH HOLD UP

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.