ARSENAL

we made things official like around the same time as you two and you’re already MARRIED. I think we’re okay. 

the joke flew right by ya

I’m so unsurprised these words came from a white redhead but sure I’ll get right on that when I get in from patrol 

i cant believe you got me on accidentally talking like a well off white surburban single mom who wants one more kid and is trying to figure which sperm donor would be “best”

draw me a whole series of punnet squares you sassy ass fucker. crayola has produced more than 200 shades of colors and i wanna see each of them crossed with gray and i wanna know the possible colors of any and all children

it’s so weird saying that we’re married/roy’s my husband and having it be a real actual thing and not a joke.

oh yeah I’ve been gone a while so here’s an update: me and Wally moved in together 

as long as yall arent taking it too fast

wait did i miss the opportunity to make fun of dicks name because i have a really good one      

You’re half an hour late.

thats typical

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

so how do i tell bruce that i got married.

@warabiding GUESS WHAT