it's all relative to the size of your steeple

Like I don’t know what else you people need

White men to not be the political power majority.

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

this speaks to me.

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

did doni write this

*looks in a mirror* you again

i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a virgo cindy you’re being a bitch

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”