I want a version of Detroit Become Human where everything is exactly the same except Connor hunts deviants with this:
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosimo Galluzzi

Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor

PR's Tumblrdome
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

Andulka
Jules of Nature

ellievsbear
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I want a version of Detroit Become Human where everything is exactly the same except Connor hunts deviants with this:

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Virgil: The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.
Remy: No witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking.
Every guy in 50 km radius felt that burn
I get everyone misses Dan but I wish people appreciated how often and consistently Phil posts 😔
"you love him." "but i'm IN love with you" - prompt for your follower thing :)
Were You Dazzled by the Same Constellation?
Summary: Logan knows that Virgil is in love with Roman, but he can’t fathom why that would be.
(It’s a good thing for everyone, then, that Logan is wrong.)
Pairing: Analogical, background platonic Prinxiety
Warnings: a bit of brief miscommunication
Word Count: 1157
Taglist (ask to be added!): @max-is-tired @raaindropps @kiribakuandcats @main-chive @emo-disaster
Notes: this is the shortest thing i have Ever written and published so i’d say my goal of writing shorter things for these prompts is going well so far dhfjsks
ty ty for the prompt, ren! and ty especially for inspiring some analogical bc fun fact i’ve never written them before this which should be Illegal since i love Them sm you don’t understand
100 stars in the sky prompts
ao3
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Logan knew a wide variety of things. He knew the Earth’s rotation was slowing at an almost imperceptible rate and that neutron stars could complete up to six hundred rotations per second. He knew that ninety-nine percent of the solar system’s mass came from the sun, that Jupiter’s infamous ‘big red spot’ was growing gradually smaller—he also knew that there was no definite answer as to why that was—and though Logan had learned all he could about black holes, he also knew that they, like so many other things in the universe, were practically a complete mystery.
And yet, no matter how much he learned about the world he lived in, Logan could not for the life of him figure out why Virgil loved Roman.

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M.F.H
summary: roman starts a groupchat with his boyfriends. chaos and fluff ensues.
ships: LAMP
warnings: anxious thoughts, cursing, nothing too bad though
tag list: @acanvasofabillionsuns @heavenly-roman @clearqueerskies
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princey has started a chat.
princey has named the chat l.o.m.l.
specs: “l.o.m.l?” what does that mean?
princey: Loves Of My Life
specs has named the chat m.e.s.s.
princey: m.e.s.s???
specs: my emotionally sappy shits.
sweetest puffball is typing.
princey: uh oh
specs: …hello patton.
sweetest puffball: l a n g u a g e
sweetest puffball: ’/-(o_O)-/‘
emo nightmare: logan what have you done
princey: virgil! ur online! 🥰
emo nightmare: shhhh don’t give me away
sweetest puffball: HI VIRGIL ILY
emo nightmare is typing.
princey: wait for it…
specs: wait for it…
emo nightmare: HI PATTON ILY TOO
specs: there it is.
princey: cute 🥺
emo nightmare and sweetest puffball are typing.
sweetest puffball: ikr!!
emo nightmare: stfu
specs: precious.
specs: can someone please explain the ‘bold to assume’ meme to me?
emo nightmare: of course i can :P
emo nightmare: …wait why
specs is typing.
emo nightmare: uh oh
specs: you know that kid I’m tutoring? thomas?
several people are typing.
princey: YES MY STAR STUDENT AND PRODIGY I LOVE HIM
sweetest puffball: my son :D
sweetest puffball: *our son :D
emo nightmare: ofc ik thomathy
princey: WAIT GO BACK
princey: WE HAVE A SON????
sweetest puffball: YES WE DO
princey is typing.
princey: …aren’t you supposed to get married before adopting a child 😳
several people are typing.
princey: we should get married 😌
princey: what do u think logan? 😘
specs has left the chat.
princey has added specs to the chat.
princey and specs are typing.
princey: imsorryloganiwasteasingisweariwontdoitagain
specs is typing.
specs: you’re fine, roman
specs: if it makes you feel better
specs: it’s not like I haven’t thought about it
several people are typing.
specs: like
specs: a future with you guys
specs: I think about it a lot
specs: I’ll shut up now
specs has left the chat.
princey has added specs to the chat.
princey: as John Mulaney once said…
princey: keep talking right now
sweetest puffball: /(o.o)/ <3 <3 <3
sweetest puffball: (im yeetinf my love to u logy)
sweetest puffball: (*yeeting)
emo nightmare: bold of you to assume I haven’t already planned our joint funeral
princey: @ virgil…should we be worried?
princey: I feel like we should be worried
emo nightmare: im just sayin’
princey: 🤨
specs has left the chat.
princey has added specs to the chat.
princey: OH NO YOU DONT
specs: what else do you want me to say
specs: ?
princey: …what would you wear in our hypothetical dream wedding?
specs is typing.
specs: it’s a surprise
princey: wait do you already own it
specs: I may have impulsively bought it
princey: follow-up question…
princey: when did you buy it
emo nightmare: 👀
specs: …
specs: recently
several people are typing.
sweetest puffball: oh
sweetest puffball: my
sweetest puffball: GOD
emo nightmare: that’s it
emo nightmare: i’m getting the rings
princey: HFHDHDHDH
specs: is roman okay?
princey: HDHDHDHDHDHDSHSHDHSSH
sweetest puffball: I think we broke him
emo nightmare: good
specs: my apologies
princey: howseriousareyouguys
specs: ??? I told you I bought an outfit
specs: for when it happens
princey: when? not if?
specs: …did I misread the situation?
specs: I was under the impression that our relationship was progressing at a rate that would soon warrant marriage
specs: shit did I mess up?
specs: my apologies. I did not mean to overstep any boundaries.
several people are typing.
emo nightmare: nononono you didn’t overstep
sweetest puffball: ^^
specs: then why…?
princey: logan
princey: i love you ❤️
princey: pat, v, how about you guys?
sweetest puffball and emo nightmare are typing.
sweetest puffball: u know i love weddings
emo nightmare: and u know i hate weddings
emo nightmare: but
emo nightmare is typing.
sweetest puffball: take your time honey
sweetest puffball: u don’t have to feel pressured
emo nightmare: i-really-love-you-guys-and-i-want-to-spend-every-second-of-my-life-by-your-side
emo nightmare: so
emo nightmare: fuck it
emo nightmare: i will Not Hate one (1) wedding
princey: god i love you
princey: all of you
princey: but rule number one of romance is that proposals do not happen online
princey: so…
princey: dinner date tomorrow night?
sweetest puffball: yesyesyesyesyesyesyes—
specs: of course
emo nightmare: as long as it’s casual
princey: ofc
princey: see you guys then! for now, though, your prince needs his beauty sleep
princey: and to go find those pesky rings— i think they’re still in my jewelry box
sweetest puffball: oh my god
sweetest puffball: g’night! ilysm but imma go to bed too ;(
emo nightmare: yeh i think i’ll hit the hay— love you all, night!
specs: goodnight!
specs has named the chat m.f.h.
specs: m.f.h— my future husbands
Making a note to make more logan centric content bc he deserves it
Starting now??
Imagine LAMP soulmate au where Logan finds out he has three soulmates and figures they dont need him if they have eachother(hes never been particularly good with making friends anyway) and years later is indifferent to the mention of soulmates and is well practice at hiding the evidence of his own, making many people think he doesnt have one.
Cue him seprately meeting all his soulmates before they find out hes their soulmate, and he decides to get them all together(sneakily, he cant be found out after all) one by one, carefully leaving himself out of the equation at every turn to avoid being found out. Because he still wants them to be happy together, even if he'll never be part of what they have. And once theyre all together, he deems it 'a job well done' and leaves them to their devices, thinking they wont notice.
But they do, and boi do they notice. And they also take notice that, Logan 'no time for romance and soulmate talk' Sanders, pretty much set them all up to find one another. But they never made the connection that Logan himself was present for every soulmate reveal. That hes their missing piece.
And well, they all know him well enough at this point to understand why, despite the hurt of his secrecy, that he kept to himself.
...or perhaps, they don't notice. Maybe hes told them time and again that he's without a soulmate, hiding any indicators of said connection with the ease of having spent years doing it. They believe him, Logan doesn't sugar coat things ir beat around the bush with them, so why would he lie about that of all things?
Maybe a year or two passes as the three are waiting and hoping for their fourth link to appear, keeping well in touch with Logan anyway as hes been good friends with them for years now.
Maybe something happens, maybe hes caught off guard one day with one of them and his secret slips out, that he does have a soulmate. Maybe it doesnt play out all at once, maybe only one indicator is revealed, that he has one.
Maybe he plays it off, saying that he'd never thought he'd find his soulmate, that they wouldn't want him anyway. And maybe things are a little shaken up but they work it out with Logan, trying to get him to understand that his soulmate will love him, and will be lucky to have him.
Maybe he plays along, and tries his best to hide the pain that he feels. Because despite his best efforts to keep himself seprate, hes fallen for his soulmates, hard.
And maybe he could stop the aching and painful pining if he just opened up and told them the truth. But it wasnt that easy. And he wasnt ready! He didnt deserve them, he was sure of that.
But perhaps he doesnt get a chance to be ready before the secret gets out, unbeknownst to Logan, and his perfectly constructed world comes crashing down around him before he has any time to figure out how or why.
I love poly ships in this fandom a lot and how they normalize polyamory. But one thing I noticed is when ppl have a poly ship, almost all the time everyone is dating everyone.
Say you have loroceit, for example. Usually Logan and Roman are dating both each other and Janus, and Janus is dating both of them. But what about Janus dating both Logan and Roman, but Logan and Roman are just friends with each other. And they both know the other is also dating Janus and they’re okay with that. Because not every poly relationship means that everyone involved is dating everyone else involved.
(This isn’t meant to hate, have fun shipping whatever u want! I just think we should keep in mind that not all poly relationships are the same.)
Do The Cooking By The Book
pairings: LAMP/CALM words: 6013 warnings: swearing, alcohol, implied panic attacks, small burn mention, general angst summary: patton bakes when he’s sad and nowadays, no amount of chewy chocolate chip cookies would be able to cover that up.
or: the five times patton bakes something for the others and the one time he can’t.
a/n- hello! welcome to part 2 of that series i mentioned before called ‘let’s indulge bean in their slightly low quality, very personal fics’ (maybe i should actually make this an actual series on ao3 lol) :’)
i have been having a bit of writer’s block between this patton/janus one shot and golden slumbers (there’s just o n e more scene i need to figure out, trust me it’s haunting my every move), so i decided to write a bit of a fresh warm up instead! and by warm up, i mean i started writing it in the beginning of july and it somehow spiralled into a big thing, like they always do :’)
inspired by my declining mental health and my unhealthy obsession with baking focaccia at 2 am :)
p.s – later there’s a [1] that’s supposed to be a footnote but the formatting just said no so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
read on ao3 ~
enjoy!
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~ patton’s chewy chocolate chip cookies ~
ingredients:
2 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
0 teaspoon club soda
2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, softened (or melted, like my heart around my honeybees <3)
1 ¾ cups packed dark brown sugar (must be working out ;) )
¼ cup granulated sugar sugar, honey honey (except no honey :P)
2 large eggs, room temp.
2 teaspoons vanilla extract (and not any extra-ct ;) )
2 cups Virgil-esque chocolate chips*
*semi-sweet! ^v^
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“Holy shit, Pat.”
Patton smiled, all toothy and wide. He was still standing beside the couch Roman was lounging on, holding up the tray with his pastel blue oven mitts.
“You like it?” he beamed. Roman nodded, scrambling over the armrest to grab another.
“Umfh, yeah,” Roman replied, crumbs spilling out of his mouth. “Ovfiously.”
“…What?”
Roman quickly swallowed and grinned sheepishly. “Sorry.”
Patton laughed, rubbing the back of his neck. “No worries! I think it’s a- dough -able.”
“…If you weren’t holding cookies right now, I’d say that you suck. But you’re holding cookies, so…“
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K that’s all
No one:
Not anyone:
Not even Jughead:
Riverdale when they don’t know how to move the plot along:
And then they had sex
it worked for mcr so
dan if you're out there-

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Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.
Me sprinting downstairs: oh fuck oh fUCK OH FUCK
every time I see this, I have forgotten some dose of meds or another, thanks!
frozen + text posts, part 3