my blog kno-oh-ws what you did in the dark

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

boyfriend does my makeup tag

not sure if i should be happy or offended that ive never received a dick pic

I identify with this on an alarming level

the font remind me of ahs

YeS ToTAllY

Thats a quote from AHS

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

Well what else are you supposed to do

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.

hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin