butts

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

I can’t stop watching this

THE SEQUEL TO THIS IS HALLOWEEN

I’m scared

need someone who will put up with me being fidgety while we snug because I can’t bother to stay still, will put up with my road rage, my constant need for reassurance, my terrible dance moves, my fits of anxiety, my withdrawals, amuses my bursts of wanderlust when we only travel 5 minutes up the road to walk around a pond. give me consistency, give me everything.

pretty much

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

I almost cried when she got so happy when her parents saying “yes!”

Byeee They deadass put a receding hairline on a fish

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon