Ask AR.

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AR: Peekaboo.

AR: It’s cramped as fuck in here but being a supercomputer gets booooooring. So, I thought I’d-

AR: Ugh!

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AR: Yeah she can sort of just...

AR: Do that.

AR: Theoretically, so could I.

AR: This isn't a physical form, I ain't bound by any of Newton's laws.

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AR: Lots of comments, all positive.

AR: Not to get all emotional and sentimental on this public platform but I really do appreciate her.

AR: I think she's the only one who really treats me like I'm a person

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AR: Hm... Not sure.

AR: You see, I'd go with Dave because of the whole Hal shtick.

AR: You know, if the cat started clawing at the abstract incorporeal Tumblr posts littering the space we reside in, I could be all "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that", but it's kinda weird to name this cat Dave because of... My Bro. Dirk's Bro?

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AR: Did you miss the part where I'm an AI and can't go against my coding, other than though loopholes?

AR: Because I think you missed that part.

AR: Also the part where Dirk's a massive control freak, and wrote it into me that I am not to contact his, my, friends ever again.

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AR: I like to think I have friends, yeah.

AR: Of course, one could make the argument they’re just Dirk’s. I wouldn’t.

AR: I can’t currently talk to any of them, though.