Array of Queuestacks

i know this exact post has been made hundreds of times but the funniest fucking part about Warhammer 40K lore is that orks are canonically reality-bending telepaths but are too stupid to exercise their abilities consciously; instead, things that enough orks think should work end up actually working, even if they violate the laws of physics. orks think that painting their vehicles red makes them go faster and painting missiles yellow makes them explode more, and so it does. captured ork mechs that get disassembled are usually revealed to be full of nothing but random scrap metal and wood piled haphazardly together and refuse to work when piloted by a non-ork. orks have fucking openable windows on their spaceships to let in a breeze

i don’t have any idea what u guys are talking about but i very much enjoy it

I remember reading a fanfic where humans infiltrated an Ork camp and painted a tank purple to hide it (because “purple iz da sneakiest”). The only Ork who could remember that the tank had ever existed was the one who watched it vanish before his eyes.

please tell your cat i love him

I love this

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me

I’m in a coffee shop trying not to scream

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

da-na-na-na!

We keep getting more and more cats 🐱