i am thinking of pokemon

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

be careful becauise if you are so cruel to me then you will not recieve a sweetie token

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

LOL but seriously release the hounds

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in