The world is yours

Kid: [opens the present] It’s an avocado! Thanks!

Republicans are comparing Trump's impeachment to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and saying that Pontius Pilate was "more merciful" to Jesus than the democrats were to Trump. Americanized Capitalist "Christianity" is so evil like I cannot even wrap my head around it. I'm so angry at this comparison I'm practically speechless.

groovy

These people legit thought this was about croissants. I’m

when my mom comes home with the groceries

There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.

shoutout to all tumblr users throughout the years for making this website monetarily worthless to the point where whatever corporation owns it ends up selling it 

There must be gallons of saliva traveling through the postal system at any given moment.

Will Smith I’m sorry I said your genie was the scariest blue cgi nightmare I’d see this year. I was wrong…I was very wrong.

Must adopt all the babies!