Symbiont Pin Project

Absolutely delighted to see film bros giving Venom 2 mediocre reviews, because "there wasn't enough Venom vs Carnage action" and "the movie focused most of its runtime on Eddie and Venom's relationship".

They seem so lost and confused about the fact that this blockbuster, superhero movie is just not for them. It's like their favorite toy was taken away from them and given to kids who actually appreciate it, they can't wrap their minds around their wishes not being taken into consideration.

The reviews say that the plot lacks purpose until the final act, that the screenwriters didn't know how to get to the fight with Carnage, that there's not enough Carnage, and it's like... no, Brad Jared Chad Jeremy Chris Josh Matt, that's not what the movie is about, Carnage is just a framing device for a story that further explores Eddie and Venom's bond.

Venom is cooking by the book.

(ID: tags reading "the extra stroby part starts around 1:40," "but you might want to peace out as soon as woody harrelson starts talking," "venom 2," and "venom let there be carnage." end ID)

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

VS

This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.

Making a proper post for these: Symbiotic Love Charm for sale now for 8$