month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I don’t care how attractive you are, if your personality is ugly, you’re ugly.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i'm learning that what's meant for me won't cost me myself