BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )
β and the worst part is, i donβt even have my holy water!Β βΒ
β you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. βΒ
β there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. βΒ Β Β
β demons, you cowards! βΒ
β this is like satanβs cement butt hole. βΒ
β i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now itβs about three quarters full. βΒ
β i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. βΒ
β well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! βΒ Β Β
β i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. βΒ
β holy shit, itβs a jacuzzi tub! βΒ
β i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! βΒ
β no, no, no, youβre going to scare the ghosts away. βΒ
β if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think theyβre gonna die. . young. βΒ
β jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place weβre at? βΒ
β if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe β clooneyβs flammable. βΒ
β iβve always gottaβ think about stuff, yβknow? like this mannequin in this tub, whatβs he doing here? βΒ
β hey demons, itβs me, yaβ boy. βΒ
β it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard β still good. βΒ
β so it was aliens? they showed up, gave βem ipads, gave βem a zune, built the pyramids, left, and thatβs it? βΒ
β stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. βΒ
β oh so youβre going to make me sit in the shitty chair? βΒ
β this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. βΒ Β Β
β i took an improv comedy class once, βcause iβm a white guy. βΒ
β i just got startled by a disco ball. βΒ
β maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. βΒ
β just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. βΒ
β iβm not doing this because i want to steal, iβm doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. βΒ
β hey ghouls! the boys are here. βΒ
β i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you donβt have one, thatβs when youβre probably gonna start killing people. βΒ
β i wasnβt fat-shaming bigfoot! βΒ Β Β Β Β
β this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. βΒ
β ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. threeβ¦sheets. βΒ
β it looks like one of the conjuring films. βΒ
β anytime you get uneasy, thatβs me! βΒ
β if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, weβd have landed on the moon in 1790. βΒ
β weβre just two guys sitting in a tub. βΒ
β demons! youβre not trying hard enough β plunge us into darkness! βΒ Β Β
β you gottaβ fuckinβ calm down, man. βΒ
β why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesnβt get a ghost? βΒ
β i think itβs a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. βΒ
β iβm exposing my cranium to you. βΒ Β Β
β thereβs a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. βΒ
β shadows do tend to follow you though, thatβs how they work. βΒ
β this is gonna get a little morbid, but whoβs to say that a burning body doesnβt smell like barbecue? βΒ
β i didnβt even get to do all the things on my bucket list. βΒ
β i donβt wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! βΒ
β you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckinβ dickhead! βΒ
β is it very european to β to burst into flames? βΒ
β and i guess this is where weβre fuckinβ sleeping because weβre idiots. βΒ
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