Quote of the Day

"White people only get to wear white tuxes if they're at a KKK formal dinner."

"It's like a love letter, to who or what I don't know, but still."

"Unfortunately, his baldness is permanent."

"Hold on, I'm hosting a chicken orgy."

"I'm ableist not racist, if you're gonna accuse me of bigotry at least get it right.

"My baby will never have to question if they're loved."

"I'm so nervous my heart is in my ass crack."

"Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not."

"Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster."

"Hard to make good decisions when you're thirsty."

"Take all the time you need, but also don't. I'm feeling parasocial and nosy today."

"I couldn't kill them so I just broke the windows and let them commit suicide."

"I needed their blood for spells."

"I hate when I'm having a casual conversation and a death claw decides it's my time."

"Man, I really want to put a grenade in a kid's pocket."

"I'll be wherever you are."

"Can you stop standing on my nipples!? It's not even funny anymore!"