Quote of the Day

"Life has a funny way of throwing your plans out the window and finding its own."

"No one on this planet, should pay to stay alive."

"A problem doesn't have to reach our doorstep for it to be our responsibility."

"Grief is just love with nowhere to go."

"Help, my kid is in the wall!"

"Can't be depressed if you're dead."

"God made the tastiest children for the hungriest pitbulls."

"Everyone should enjoy some art."

"I can't escape the screams of children, even in my own home."

"Start with that next time!"

"We're gonna drain the piss from your balls, LEGALLY."

"Be careful who you hate, it might be someone you love."

"Oh, I'm talking to someone."

"Why are there 4 different penis options? WHY ARE THERE TWO VAGINA OPTIONS?"

"The best resistance to tyranny is joy."

"I can't even call you incompetent because you probably don't know what the word means."

"In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race."