Arjun Bishnoi

mumbaihq is an app free roleplay based on the world of bollywood. the rp is loosely inspired by the classic bollywood rp we knew and loved back in the day.

Well to maintain your supposed six-pack, you would need to be good. Otherwise makeup would be spending twice as many hours contouring your whole body. I’ll be there in a bit by the way, I’m just leaving now.

Well luckily my charm makes up for my inconvenience. The make-up girls love it when it’s my turn. In fact they’re bothered by how little they have to work on me considering my already photoshop esq. physique. You know they’re a lot nicer than you were to me back in the day. Alright, I’ll see you soon. 

Let’s just pretend you were only thinking that. I’m not fond of spelt flour, but I did use actual cacao, so be proud. I don’t think you’ll regret the tarts too much, but that said, it’s not like you have to eat them if you don’t want to. 

Alright alright, stop begging I’ll eat the damn tarts. Only because you made them of course. Besides, I’ve been good lately.

It’s not you. It’s.. harder.. Than I really ever expected. You’re brave. But then again, you’ve always worn that trait well. 

It doesn’t need to be cute for me to call you Ari when I want something. Duh. You checking me out is a given at this point, so I don’t even think about that. YES! You da bestest, Kabir isn’t one for flavoured protein powders and all. Okay, lettuce burgers and protein shakes… do you want chocolate tarts? I made them last night while I was revising for my stats exam.

That’s because your girlfriend likes to match his mediocre protein shakes with his personality. Wait... Did I say that out loud? Regardless, I’ve got a whole stash so it’s no issue. Chocolate tarts? Are they made with spelt flour and real cacao or is it going to be something I regret later on tonight? 

So you eat the barfi but you won’t eat bread. I am becoming an auntyji if it means I get to stuff your face with food. I want a cookies-and-cream protein shake, and please you don’t beat me. You run ahead because you know if you run behind me, you’ll forget to run because you’re too busy checking everyone out. We’ve been through this Ariiiii. 

Don’t start with the Ari thing again. It’s not cute. In any way shape or form. Why don’t you just say I’d be too busy checking you out instead of everyone. You know my eyes don’t wander that far. Cookies and Cream, no problem. 

A lettuce burger… you’re worse than a model yaar. Eat the carbs! But it’s fine, I’ll grab your pansy food and come over, and then we can be us and I’m so excited! Probably because I missed you immensely… I sound like one of your groupies. I have no regrets haha.

Although you’d be my favourite groupie. I’d give you a crown. No I wouldn’t, I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t even have groupies, unless you include the aunties that hang around my trailer offering me barfi. Anyway, moving on from that embarrassing stream of consciousness. Should I make us some protein shakes too? We can go for a run after the game. I know how much you love those. And how I always beat you. 

Not enough times, and besides, you know you could never say no to me. Hmmm, well I just finished studying, so I’ll probably be there at 7.30. What do you want me to bring, I feel like eating nachos, or maybe a burger. Mmmm, burgers. Again, you couldn’t say no to me, but I love you enough to let you watch the game in relative peace.

I’ll have a lettuce burger if you can grab one. Or I can get takeaway from this little mexican place on the corner of.. Unless. I guess they may have shut down. Nevermind, I’m not hungry. Just bring yourself. So we can watch the match. And relax. And cuddle a little bit. Like old times. 

Not enough times, and besides, you know you could never say no to me. Hmmm, well I just finished studying, so I’ll probably be there at 7.30. What do you want me to bring, I feel like eating nachos, or maybe a burger. Mmmm, burgers. Again, you couldn’t say no to me, but I love you enough to let you watch the game in relative peace.

I’ll have a lettuce burger if you can grab one. Or I can get takeaway from this little mexican place on the corner of.. Unless. I guess they may have shut down. Nevermind, I’m not hungry. Just bring yourself. So we can watch the match. And relax. And cuddle a little bit. Like old times. 

Beer I get, but cucumbers? Someone was on a health kick for once. No waffles and maple syrup for you huh. There is more to life than football but considering you’re being so sweet about this, I guess I can handle it. What time does the game start, I’ll try and get there before, just so I can have you to myself for all of 30 seconds. 

Too much sugar, remember? Can’t put any of that filth in my system. I mean we’ve been through this many, many times, Meera. The game starts at eight, so any time before then but not after or during, would be ideal. I mean, if I had to i’d ditch the game for you, but let’s try to avoid that.