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Dispatch but instead of superheroes you play as a handler sending out teams of mech pilots and negotiating with corporations for safety and work.

A Handler Walter sim if you will.

This is Tumblr so obviously all the pilots would be romancable to varying levels of kink and or toxicity.

If we assume Ianthe’s feelings towards Coronabeth are both incestuous and reciprocated, wouldn’t that make them like, direct foils for Harrow and Gideon.

You have the self-centered, mean, incredibly brilliant necromancer, who was lauded from birth as unusual and important, who’s been using their necromancy to cover for a loved one from a very young age,

And,

(with your hand in a bunch of pages of ao3’s source code)

I [tumblr or ao3 username], do solemnly swear that all my slop is my own, and that no ai was ever used in the creation of it,

and that while it may be shit, it is my shit, created with my own two paws.

I acknowledge should I ever break this oath, I will be banned from ao3 for life, and will face execution by firing squad.

amen.

gay men.

EDIT: that’s it, I’m turning off notifications on this post. Thanks for loving this post so much yall

EDIT TWO: this is insanely popular so imma just put in here that should kick your local ice agent in the balls

so my favorite vtuber finally got to these scenes in her playthrough of tcoaal and was like "The Coffin of Jane and Julia AU, ayo?" and i've been. discussing that with one of my friends oh my god

After the breakup, Jane comforts Julia, makes her feel safe...and then Julia tries other guys, they're never good enough.

The weak ones are scared off by Jane while the others, they always fuck up, don't treat her precious little sister right.

And when they leave, Julia needs comfort, healing, and Jane is there, has always been there.