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Welcome to Aristasia Nova.
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I'm sure the webmistresses are busy (and I believe you should take all the time you want, it is a *very* large project, and I do not think rushing helps) but I also raise my hand as someone interested! If only because I think knowing there's more people with eyes on participating can serve as a bit of motivation, haha
Hello! Our apologies for the delayed reply.
Since we're working adults juggling this with several other creative projects and with our own lives, we aren't comfortable taking on additional collaborators at this time; it wouldn't be fair to anyone concerned, especially as we have numerous peculiarities to our world-view other than Aristasianism that some maids might find uncongenial as part of a close working relationship. However, we encourage, and indeed actively would like to see, other iterations of the Aristasia Nova idea, and will avidly follow yours if you wish to pursue one.
As well, please do let us know your thoughts as we proceed!
Yours,
Celeste
The Many Year Zeros In Aristasia
As per my last Tumblr post, I have been thinking a bit about the various Year Zeros in Aristasia. Over the decades the Aristasians, in whatever form they happened to take at any one moment, frequently would use a wildly different year format than what we are used to. It was never 1976, it was 3709. It was never 1996, it was 1952. I believe that this was done to prove how "otherworldly" they were, and to really hammer home the fact that their society was not our society. But it makes things very confusing, and I feel that was part of the point. So, let's investigate some of these various year zeros, in (Tellurian) chronological order!
Source First, with the publishing of The Coming Age they present us with 2 different dating systems in the very first issue. Published in 1976, the years presented are 3709, after the foundation o the Temple of Artemis, which I believe puts Year Zero in 1733 BC. I do not believe there is any sort of concrete evidence for which year the temple was built, so if this information was channeled or declared in an older book, I am unsure. They also use the 1858 Our Lady of Lourdes sighting as a Year Zero.
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Later in the Coming Age's run, they switch to the Kali Yuga dating, which they refer to as the "Iron Age", which puts Year Zero in 3102 BC. These ages are something that the Aristasians reference again and again and again, but usually don't refer to the year very much other than in these issues of their magazine.
Source Fast forward many years until we get to the Elektraspace Aristasians and their Aphrodite Cocktail Bar. Now, this one is a complete pain to date! Later in January of "1952" a story is shared about a woman from the past being teleported to what is presumably the present and 1996 is mentioned. The forum archives also state that they started with just a few months left of 1950, meaning 1951 was 1995 and 1950 was 1994. This is such an early time to be online! It's so early I almost doubt it! There are 79 Aphrodite Archives and they only end in late "March 1952", which is presumably march 1996, so this was a bit before the Weekend at Miss Martindale's boom, or even the publication of The Feminine Universe, which would have been a very useful tool for definitely dating the Archives! It is of interest to note that it is mentioned that it's ok for Kadorian girls to refer to the year as "1942" and that the other districts may refer to the year as their appropriate decade as well. So there's no true Year Zero for this, but rather a hypothetical eternally rotating decade (which actually reminds me very much of Scarfolk!). But we only have years dated "1951" and "1952 this way publicly (although they may have continued this practice in private correspondence!) so we don't have to worry too much about how messy that would get.
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Once Operation Bridgehead takes off, they seem to start using their more commonly known dating system, which put the current year in the 3rd Millennium. This calendar was more fully realized, complete with holidays, and started on a date other than Jan 1st, but this puts Year Zero in 1320 BC, although it puts that Year Zero on the alien world of Sai Hearthe, not Telluria.
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Sorry if this isn't the right place to ask this, but I stumbled across your project and found it delightful, and was wondering what I or anyone else can do to assist. I'm still pretty new to the setting, but it seems utterly delightful. Also, sadly, I can't seem to actually click on any of the menu items on your website. Is that still a work in progress?
It is still a work in progress - we are both working adults with full-time jobs and this is a hobby, unfortunately (though that might change depending on future circumstances!). The website is ongoing but will hopefully be finished by the end of January; at the moment what you can do to assist is to spread the word among any interested maids!

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people don’t remember this but in the early 2000s white brunettes and white blondes were treated as something even deeper than different races- they were seen as like animals of two different species locked in a never ending battle for dominance. they were like yin and yang- the blonde was pathos and the brunette logos. it was truly something to behold.
The order form on the back of Artemis issue 10, also known as "Girls' Own and Artemis". If more of these were ever published, there has been no indication that they exist. If this was indeed published in 1993, it would have been immedately after they were kicked out of St. Bride's and right before they hit it big on the early internet and in the fetish scene. So perhaps they simply got too busy and were too focused on elektraspace to publish any more issues.
Good news, everypette! Filianic Studies appears to be back online for the time being! This doesn't appear to be just a reupload of the archived Wayback Machine either, because I see pages that never got archived are available again. This is an incredible resource to have available again, and I encourage everyone to save copies of whatever they're interested in for themselves, as well as manually save these pages to the Wayback Machine, just incase.
Website Updates, IRC Chat, and More
Good afternoon, citizens and visitors alike!
As of right now, the HTML formatting for AristasiaNova.com is nearing completion - ideally we’ll have an official launch by the end of August! Watch this space for updates.
What Will Be Available At Launch:
An overview of Aristasia Nova, intended for first-time travelers who are just now encountering Aristasia in any capacity
A traveler’s guide to the lands and enclaves of our motherland
A glossary of terms for Aristasia Nova, building on our previous post regarding language
A history of Aristasia Antiqua, including links to archives and contemporary commentary and archived pages
A gallery for user-created art and fiction set in Aristasia Nova
What We Will Be Building Toward:
Old-school forums
Self-hosted IRC chat
We have been asked about an Aristasia Nova Discord server, and for now the question is being considered. A significant part of Aristasia Nova is formed around nostalgia for the “old” Internet, the pre-social-media Internet, and so ideally we would eschew Discord for either Revolt (the open-source chat app formed as an alternative to Discord) or the aforementioned IRC server. That being said, we recognize that many maids do use Discord, and so we’re open to suggestions and conversation upon this point. As always, the askbox is open!
- Webmistress Lucy
Aristasia Nova Behind the Scenes #1: Language and Philology
Webmistresses’ Note: This is intended primarily for maids who are already familiar with Aristasia Antiqua’s specialized vocabulary. Newcomers, casual travelers, and anyone who has limited awareness of how the citizens of Aristasia Antiqua used to talk will probably be slightly confused, but our askbox is always open to answer any questions!
This is an "out-of-character" developmental post and will thus be written in a somewhat naffer (see below) style than usual.
Anyone who spent great amounts of time in Aristasia Antiqua or who has researched or befriended Aristasians of that earlier generation will be extremely aware of their highly specialized vocabulary. Words like intemorph, schizomorph, and racinated will come to mind immediately. We at Aristasia Nova intend to preserve some aspects of this linguistic tradition and we are working on a vocabulary list as of posting, but as we develop a new way of speaking we have to acknowledge that Marianne and Priscilla were truly, inescapably prejudiced in how they spoke and how they imagined others speaking. Their racism is most relevant here, particularly with words like bongo (ouch!) being used derogatorily to describe non-Aristasians. We aren’t going to tolerate language like that in Aristasia Nova.
We also have serious qualms about the ways “blonde” and “brunette” are used, both because of the racism inherent in imagining that roughly half the population will be naturally blonde and because of the fact that blondes-as-demure-submissives/brunettes-as-assertive-dommes is a trope that comes from lesbian porn intended for an audience of cishet em-ee-en (“men”, as if spelled aloud in English). It’s both deeply insulting and deeply creepy to insist that brown and black Aristasia Nova participants must LARP as white people and cater to white aesthetics and beauty standards and deeply lesbophobic to ask lesbians to shape their sexual identities and desires around pornography catered toward a cishet man’s expectations.
If this is where you’re finding out about blonde = submissive, docile, hypersexual / brunette = frigid, intellectual, calculating as porn tropes, we're sorry. It’s present across multiple kinds of fetish material and also present in ordinary films to some extent. Priscilla and Marianne probably got it from From Russia with Love, where both a blonde bombshell Bond girl and a brunette frumpy assassin played with lesbian coding.
To that end, we’ve developed a number of changes to the traditional Aristasian vocabulary. The old words will still be tentatively allowed in some cases (for example, “blonde” and “brunette” are iconic of Aristasia, and anyone who wants to use them may do so until further notice) and will be outright banned in others (no one is calling anyone a “bongo”.) We’ve also changed some terms that, while not explicitly racist in etymology, come across as racially insensitive for sonic or false-friend reasons.
Bongo -> naff. Equally British in origin and use, but significantly less offensive. People can be naffs, or they can do something that is naff.
Brunette -> fore. Indicating a dominant position in society subtly, with a fair degree of variation in how it can be applied.
Blonde -> mizzen. Behind the foremast nautically, and blessedly free of any implications around raceplay.
Racinated -> retroplanted. The original word is constructed from deracinated, meaning “uprooted”, and thus technically unobjectionable. However, rather than hanging onto unwanted sonic connotations we elected to construct a similar meaning with a different sound.
Eclipse, Pit, Void -> retained but use optional-to-discouraged. We feel that these terms are excessively connected to the cosmology around "Aristasia Pura" that we are discouraging in favor of an Aristasia that is imaginative play. However, maids who have Madrian-derived religious beliefs, or feel for other reasons that that way of describing Aristasia's relationship to History is important to them, may continue to use them in their Aristasia Antiqua senses. For maids who wish to discuss concepts of cosmic decline without inviting the specific theological and political connotations of the "Eclipse" framework, we suggest Occultation, a word of similar meaning but more technical and thus less loaded sound and etymology. We also want to acknowledge that for nonwhite and non-Western Aristasians, the point at which History becomes irrevocably tainted may vary, and certain eras or periods derided by Aristasia Antiqua may be incredibly important when viewed from a different perspective. For some it might be 1619, for others 1492 or 1948 or 1839, for still others a thousand different years or decades, and tethering the concept to one specific (white, English) point of view excludes any differences or diversity of opinion. The Occultation took place whenever your Real World ended.
Hestia -> retained. One retroplants one's hestia on account of the Occultation, as one might have racinated one's hestia on account of the Eclipse.
Schizomorph, intemorph, masculi, femini, etc. -> retained. Having a specialized way to talk about em-ee-en, when we must, is helpful for setting boundaries and stating our identity and values as Aristasians!
Atomisation -> retained. This is a venerable sociological term and even naff, unplanted, schizomorphic social scientists would agree with parts of Aristasia Antiqua's critique of how it is fostered in the post-1960s world.
Decades of Darkness -> retained, use optional-to-discouraged, please start the clock at 2013 (or, rather, 2010) rather than 1965 (or, rather, 1960). We chose 2013 as the last Real year for entirely personal reasons related to the experiences and traumas that led us to develop Aristasia Nova, id est exactly the same reasons for which Priscilla and Marianne chose 1965. 2025 is the Sixth Year of the Second Decade of Darkness, or 2D6.
Silly monkeys -> no. Most of us are probably going to be kinky lesbians. It isn't naff to say so.

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Oh, and I would check out the blog racinated-dreams, who seems to be doing a similar project and may be interested in collaborating. I am unsure how alike your visions are, but I love aristasia and want a revival!
Thank you! We'll give them a look.
I'm not sure if this is the same maid as the previous ask, but if it is, this is Celeste (the one of us who's trans, but not the one who answered you before) and I'd like to clarify that, historically, Aristasia Antiqua did have a trans woman as one of its driving forces...but this trans woman pulled the ladder up behind her and wrote all sorts of gender essentialism into the culture and the "worldbuilding" behind it. This even though nothing about the supposed distinction between "intemorphic" and "schizomorphic" societies or universes inherently makes it impossible for an Aristasian maid's soul to get lodged in a mascul's body through some sort of copying error. Why Priscilla Langridge seemed not to feel that this could happen for anyone else when it manifestly (in her belief system) did happen for her is anyone's guess; I can think of a number of cultural and historical reasons why she might have decided to go in this direction, and I even have some sympathy for some of them, but no, we're not doing that here.
( @tellurian-in-aristasia is a non-Aristasian historian of Aristasia with lots more on Priscilla and her role in Aristasia Antiqua if you're interested.)
ETA: This seems to have been a later development. Earlier strata of Madrian doctrine apparently did hold that the human soul is inherently feminine and therefore all men were unrealized trans women (or trans maids, or trans blondes, or trans brunettes). Why this fell by the wayside is the question, and it's a difficult and upsetting one. Again, not doing that here.
Oh, and I would check out the blog racinated-dreams, who seems to be doing a similar project and may be interested in collaborating. I am unsure how alike your visions are, but I love aristasia and want a revival!
Thank you! We'll give them a look.
I'm not sure if this is the same maid as the previous ask, but if it is, this is Celeste (the one of us who's trans, but not the one who answered you before) and I'd like to clarify that, historically, Aristasia Antiqua did have a trans woman as one of its driving forces...but this trans woman pulled the ladder up behind her and wrote all sorts of gender essentialism into the culture and the "worldbuilding" behind it. This even though nothing about the supposed distinction between "intemorphic" and "schizomorphic" societies or universes inherently makes it impossible for an Aristasian maid's soul to get lodged in a mascul's body through some sort of copying error. Why Priscilla Langridge seemed not to feel that this could happen for anyone else when it manifestly (in her belief system) did happen for her is anyone's guess; I can think of a number of cultural and historical reasons why she might have decided to go in this direction, and I even have some sympathy for some of them, but no, we're not doing that here.
( @tellurian-in-aristasia is a non-Aristasian historian of Aristasia with lots more on Priscilla and her role in Aristasia Antiqua if you're interested.)
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for making this. I have always loved panfemale settings (my term for settings of exclusively women) and aristasia has always had a dear place in my heart, but for many reasons I was afraid to seriously engage as a trans woman.
You are so very welcome here. What we’re doing is very much a passion project borne of “one of us isn’t white and one of us is trans and both of us are lesbians who care about this idea, are completely unaffiliated with the old guard, and have ZERO interest in replicating the fascism or the cult/spirituality or bringing TERFery into the mix” and since one of us is Exactly where you are (a trans lesbian who loves all-female worlds and historical-inspired settings but feels actively uncomfortable in a lot of current spaces for Obvious Reasons) we uh. We did make this for you, sort of. The website is actively under construction (we’re doing the HTML ourselves) but we’re also going to be posting more here as well. You’re welcome. Everybody’s welcome.