ama libere et noli timere

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

every time i see this i lose my mind

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

why is this the second what the fuck could top that

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

I can offer mouth to mouth.

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

Or a pen with multiple colors

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

imagine having no friends and then the most popular boy in school begrudgingly befriends you so you fall in love with him but then wants to join a gang and you have to spend like four years getting him back. That’s the plot of naruto.

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years