Ms. Bubble Butt

Dunno if anyone actually reads my posts, especially since I only post like once a year, twice if something happens and I feel like posting, but if I did start posting more often, what do people want? D: I’ve mostly posted lewd stuff and some drug-related stuff, but I don’t know if people would enjoy me posting stuff about drugs at all and I go through super long dry spells or just a period of uninteresting sexings. 

So ask me anything or give me suggestions about what to do, if anyone wants to see me be more active. :3 And I’d totally be okay with some random dickpics, since this guy on omegle didn’t send me one he was going to because my boobs are too small for his standards. :p to be fair my boobs would be too even for my own standards, but for some reason I don’t think I’d enjoy having huge ones, like my lovely waifu’s. :3 And she’s more of a butt person, which works out perfect for me~ :3

I could just post porn that i like, but I haven’t really looked at porn in sometime. My gay friend actually uses this account for his porn since one time I logged in on his phone because I wanted to post some of his pictures or my phone was dead or just to let him look at porn and forgot to log out and he forgot he was logged in as me since we both made ours at around the same time and I was only following a blog that we both actually followed. It was actually the account that made him suggest me to make an account to post lewd stuff and whatever. But I should probably get him to stop using mine. I think he mentioned he noticed it was my account before but I just asked him and he says he’s still logged into it. :p probably won’t help that I’m on his laptop at the moment too. D: but I might as well see what kind of stuff he follows. He’s a cute subby “faggot” which are his words and not mine. D: not the cute or subby part, but he is pretty subby for dominate people. 

I should make him do stuff with me since his girlfriend broke up with him and now he has no reason to not do stuff with me. :3 or anyone, but he’s so eager to do stuff when he’s high like me and he can’t really get a hard on because stims are super gay in that aspect. D: but he’s been fucked by a strap-on before and I may or may not have peeked every so often of seconds. D: his girlfriend was virtually a dominantrix. :3 And she was sort of hot too, and I totally didn't get to do stuff with her like twice while he watched and ate out her butt. D: but she’s been out of town for like two and half weeks and I don’t know when she’s going to be back. She hasn’t even texted me back since the day she left. She did say there’s some cell reception problems where she’s visiting, but she’s not even been getting on a computer so we can skype. I really miss her... but I’m trying not to be so clingy, so I’m dealing with it well enough. By taking stimulants and smoking weed. :3 And just telling myself she’ll be back eventually and it’s going to make seeing her again so much more special. at least that’s what I’m telling myself, don’t know if it’s the truth. :p anyway, I’m going to probably forget to post anything after this tonight, but if I get some asks then I’ll get an email so I’ll notice and respond. Hopefully. :3 but this probably doens’t really seem the best thing to post, a huuuuge wall of text talking about nothing. But ohhh well. At least I’m not going to do something stupid like fuck my best friend or anything, or at least try to cyber with someone tonight. D: unless I get super horny and want to cum, which is almost enivitatable, to be honest~ 

tl;dr : gibe me suggestions what you’d enjoy to see posted more often, ask me anything, and send me nudes if you’re hung or a solid 4 in. or have a vagina or boobies. Oh, and I’m high as fuck, so I’m really just rambling, so you can just ignore all of my posts tonight. :3 but I’m also pretty horny, or I will be later. D: I might even “rape” my friend. :3 he’d love getting dominated by a girl like me~ I miiiiiiight even peg him or something, since he’s adorable when he’s getting pegged by his girlfriend. I’d take pictures to blackmail him with, but that’s totally a dick move. :3 I could use it to make him fuck me some other time when he can actually do the fucking, but whenever we’re sober we’re not as horny and we never really seem interested. I’ve done stuff with him before, but most of those were when we were falling asleep and he was too sedated to do much either. :p He’s been raped by me once, too. >///< good thing rape is a fantasy of his, other wise I would’ve felt like a monster if he didn’t enjoy it and really wanted me to stop. I think he did at the time, but I didn't. Wow, I’m a literal rapist. D: Probably isn’t the best thing to say especially on tumblr. But he’s not like traumatized by it, and we even said he enjoyed it after I was done... Wow, I’m such a terrible person when I’m on stims. And this is a really long tl’dr. D: but it’s a lot shorter than the rest, so it still counts, I think. :3

Wow, I still can’t believe I literally raped someone. I actually feel sort of bad even though he says he’d enjoy getting raped again. But wow, I just realized I’ve been typing a bunch of stuff and then doing something else for almost the entire afternoon. D: we’re probably going to be done soon, so there goes having fun with tumblr people. :c but still, feel free to ask me anything, while you still can. I hate when I type an incredibly long wall of text to someone or just like this as a blog post and then I never actually hit send. I’ve accidentally forgotten to send a sext to my girlfriend because I typed a whole bunch of stuff and then deleted most of it and then typed a bunch more and got distracted with something else.

I’ve already had a tl;dr, but I wanted to say that drugs are bad and stay in school and don’t have sex before you’re ready and to drink your milk and eat your vegetables and get eight hours of sleep every night. If there’s one thing to take away from this giant, trainwreck of a rambling, barely coherient post, then it’s this paragraph. :3 

But weed is really fun, and so are other drugs, but I’m not saying you should use them, I’m just saying that I personally love them so much that I’m probably going to be an addict when I’m out on my own. :3 sucking cock for money for drugs, which wouldn’t be too bad since drugs make me super horny and slutty. D: but being homeless wouldn’t be very fun. I could just live with my parents for the rest of my life until I die of an OD at the ripe old age of 35. I’ll have lived a good, long, drug filled and prostitution filled life.  

Drugs are fun, but honestly, take anything responsably. That’s my honest advice. But stay away from hardcore ones like meth and heroin and crack. Besides that, everything can be taken some what safely in moderation. 

Am I going to get arrested for promoting drugs? D: probably not, but I could get banned or lose follwers at least. I don’t even know how many followers I have and what fraction of them even read a decent amount of this post? oh well. I’m done for now. If I can actually stop typing and hit send, that is. :3 

P.S. butts

P.P.S. send me lewd things pls D: I’m still pretty horny, and I’m super close to raping my friend. Not literally this time, at least. :3 I’ve been waiting for him to start playing his games so I can do lewd stuff to him and in front of him to distract him, but we’ve been trying to play games while on stimulants for the past several times we’ve done them. D: (if someone sends me an ask with the word “Pandora’s box” I’ll post a picture of myself, but it’s only if you tell me what you’d want to see, but no face or gross stuff, but I’ll try my best to send whatever you want. Can’t promise I’ll be able to send you exactly what you want, but I’ll send you a few ones if I can’t/won’t do what you’d prefer. :p This is supposed to be an easter egg for anyone who’s actually read this entire blog. :3) We didn’t even help with the laundry. D: And we didn’t even invite or text anyone else, just us three, because it’s too fun talking to people to stop once you start. At least for us. And as you can hopefully tell, it’s incredibly hard to stop typing even when it’s been like a few hours since you started. >_< but I digress. 

THE REAL FINAL AND LAST TL;DR:

Oh god, I didn't even post this yet and I thought I posted it a while ago D:

I think I'm about to have sex with my waifu. :3

Wish me luck all of my <20 followers.

Ask me about it later D:

Ask me anything so when I get back I can answer stuffs. :3

Love you all!

Time to have an orgasm for the first time in a few weeks. :3

I don't have a snapchat account D: 

and I even got a follower or two! This is like the best night ever :D Cuddling with people you love and getting more followers on tumblr. It's like every tubmlr's dream :D 

Have a lewd picture because I assume that's at least partly why people even paid attention to my posts (Not trying to be an attention whore D:)