Alternate Earths

1. “Hi. I’m _______, your new _______.” 

2. “Oh! Sorry. I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.” 

3. “Hey, could you help me? I’m lost.” 

4. “Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my ______?” 

5. “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m going to call an ambulance.” 

6. “Mind if I sit here? All the other seats are taken.”

7. “Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar.” 

8. “I’ve never seen you around here before. What’s your name?” 

9. “You. You! You’re that jerk who pushed me into a garbage can as you ran past yesterday!” 

10. “Do you always meet new people by literally running into them?” 

11. “Hi. This line doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, so I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m ______. Nice to meet you.” 

12. “Here, let me help you with that.” 

13. “Oh! Sorry. I didn’t realize there was already someone in here.” 

“Hey, my AC is broken, mind if I stay here a couple days?”

”Look, I like my temperatures between 60 and 70 degrees. This? TOO MUCH.”

“That’s it, I’m moving to Antarctica.”

“I got this little fan that plugs into the charging port on my phone and it’s not doing shit.”

“Is the heat zapping away your energy, too? Cause I’m dying.”

“It’s gonna be in the 90s in a few days and only going up from there.”

“This is perfect pool weather, wanna go to the pool?”

“I’m too tired to go anywhere right now.”

“I’m sweating like crazy, I feel gross.”

“My hair is so greasy…”

“I need a haircut, it’s too hot for long hair.”

“Let’s go get some ice cream.”

“I can make milkshakes if you want.”

“I’m about to stick some ice cubes in my clothes, I swear to god.”

I’m making Mox taller than his last stint on tumblr.

instead of one inch, he is now a whopping ten inches tall. 

More Mox facts:

-He is Isolt’s brother, but Isolt is almost 6 feet tall. This is because Isolt was born a faery, meanwhile Mox is a changeling child and turned into one when he was a baby. Isolt is also the only child that was born, all of her siblings are kidnapped human children.

-Mox summoned Henri while trying to summon a demon, but he doesn’t know their name and refers to them only as Castell. Henri highjacked the summoning and ended up in Earth 1.2.

Sentence starters:

“Hey! Hey! You dropped this.”

“Are you lost?”

“I can help you find your mommy/daddy.”

“I can pay for that, it’s no problem.”

“Would you like me to help you with that?”

Emoji starters:

💵 Your muse pays for something my muse needs but doesn’t have enough money for

🤬 Your muse gets between mine and someone berating them

🛍️ Your muse helps mine with carrying something

🩹 Your muse helps mine after they get hurt

“Fly away, then!”

“Are you molting?”

“Are you an angel?”

“Why WALK anywhere?”

“If I was you, I’d never land.”

“What does it feel like… flying?”

“Can you actually fly with those?”

“You look like an angel with those.”

“What is the highest you’ve flown?”

“What’s the view like from up there?”

“Could you take me flying sometime?”

“Night flying just sounds… dangerous.”

“Just how rough was that last landing?”

“Stop pouting and glide back down here.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were molting?”

“They’re like a big, feathery blanket! So warm.”

“You can’t fly tonight, there’s a storm out there.”

“I can see you’re sad. Your wings are drooping.”

“You have wings… Oh my god, you have wings!”

“I’m cold and your wings are warm. Come here.”

“Your wings got hurt? How bad? Can you still fly?”

“I can see you’re scared. Your wings keep shaking.”

“I get it. You can fly. You can stop showing off, now.”

“When was the last time you brushed your primaries?”

“How do you even get this much glitter on your feathers?”

“No, sharing a bed with you means a mouthful of feathers.”

“Stop shaking your feathers! You’re getting water everywhere!”

“Could you stop flapping? You’re sending all my papers flying…”

“Okay, that’s it! Land and say that to my FACE, you feathery jerk!”

“Hop in the bath… and don’t clog up the drain with feathers this time!”

“Your feathers are looking a little disheveled. Should I straighten them?”

“That was my favorite shirt. You cut wing holes in the back of my favorite shirt?”

“Running off into the sky isn’t going to make your problems go away, you know.”

“Your wings are still soaked. Come here, you’ll get sick if you don’t dry them off.”