La Façon d'Argyle

museum of modern art

nyc rocky horror picture show

upright citizens brigade

belvedere castle

the metropolitan museum of art

evolution store

dylan’s candy bar

strand book store

hidden subway station

see a burlesque show

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

I don’t give a fuck you don’t give a fuck we was made for each other

yo friend ain’t cute but my nigga the truth and he’ll take the L

I’m high as fuck and you high as fuck so we para-sailing

who gives a fuck about your history nobody mentioned it……..

I take a call from a woman earlier today at work, and the first thing I hear in the background our children. as this woman started to give me her information to look up her account, the kids start to call out to her.

Mama… mama… can I…

No quicker then this kid could finish whatever his question was, his mom laid into him on a very short but venomous tirade.

IF YOU DON’T SIT THE FUCK DOWN… CAN’T YOU SEE I’M ON THE FUCKING PHONE?!? CLOSE MY FUCKING DOOR!

That boy, sounding no older than 7 years old, starting crying loudly. His mama got back on with me like nothing happened. I got so damn upset, my blood pressure rose. I put her on hold.