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Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet

* Change Pronouns and such as needed **NSFW, tw suicide, tw gore, tw self harm

❝ A girl can only be a slut, a bitch, a tease, or the virgin next door. ❞

❝ People don’t leave their dogs out alone anymore. ❞

❝ I can’t distract her. ❞

❝ The fuck. This is your idea. If you don’t like your ideas, stop having them. ❞

❝ You swore we’d go together, one way or another. ❞

❝ I was just wondering what you hit. ❞

❝ Well, officer, looked like a lycanthrope to me, sir. ❞

❝ I know what a lycanthrope is. ❞

❝ Think you see werewolves a lot? ❞

❝ I get this ache–And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces. ❞

❝ Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, but together forever. ❞

❝ C'mon! Together forever. ❞

❝ United against life as we know it. ❞

❝ Wrists are for girls. I’m slitting my throat. ❞

❝ Everyone’s standing there just staring. Why don’t they just catch that thing? How hard could it be in a place full of dead ends? ❞

❝ You got a boyfriend or something? ❞

❝ Look, if silver’s shot, I’ve been reading and I got another idea. ❞

❝ Are you on drugs, like right now? I’m in class here. ❞

❝ Yeah, excuse me for giving a shit. ❞

❝ See, I flattened an animal. Furry, all-fours, could be anything. But here I am thinking ‘lycanthrope’. ❞

❝ That’s crazy, huh?  Book me in to the rubber motel, I’m officially all fucked up, right? ❞

❝ Long is the way that out of hell leads up to the light. ❞

❝ Suicide is like… the ultimate fuck you. ❞

❝ I didn’t betray you. ❞

❝ You locked me up! ❞

❝ Are you sure it’s just cramps? ❞

❝ Just so you know the words ‘just’ and ‘cramps’, they don’t go together. ❞

❝ You wrecked everything for me that isn’t about you. ❞

❝ Now I am you. ❞

❝ I know you are. But what am I? ❞

❝ Think she’s pretty? ❞

❝ If I wasn’t here, would you eat her? ❞

❝ You know, we’re almost not even related anymore. ❞

❝ It feels so–Good. ❞

❝ You know every move, right on the fucking dot. And after, you see fucking fireworks. Supernovas. I’m a goddamn force of nature. I feel like I could do just about anything. ❞

❝ I kill their pets and the only thing that helps is to tear living things to pieces. I can’t be like this! ❞

❝ Congratulations, sweetie. ❞

❝ You know you can ask me anything. ❞

❝ You’re so dead. ❞

❝ Our little girl’s a young woman now. ❞

❝ I said I’d die for you! ❞

❝ No. You said you’d die with me. Cause you had nothing better to do. ❞

❝ Something’s wrong with you. More than you being just female. Could you just say something, please? ❞

❝ Whoa? That’s it? ‘Whoa’? I can’t have a hairy chest. That’s fucked! ❞

❝ The fuck? What the fuck? ❞

❝ Bitten? On a full moon. Now you’re hairy? ❞

❝ Well thank you for taking my total fucking nightmare so seriously! ❞

❝ No comment. ❞

❝ You always blow off anything that you don’t get. ❞

❝ Yeah, when it’s bullshit! ❞

❝ He barked and he barked and he just kept fucking barking! ❞

❝ You love it. Should come for the ride. A little scratch. Swap some juice. We’ll be our own pack, like before. It’s so us. ❞

❝ Just say you won’t go average on me. ❞

❝ Just ‘cause some gonad gets his zipper going? I’d rather be dead. ❞

❝ Oh my god. Do you think it’s cramps? ❞

❝ Give it a rest? For two seconds? ❞

❝ I think they’re up to something. ❞

❝ They’re just being normal teenage girls. ❞

❝ Then why are they suddenly so interested in what you have to say? ❞

❝ Stay in your own little world. This one just confuses you. ❞

❝ Back for more? ❞

❝ You play with your new friends and I’ll play with mine. ❞

❝ Biology, now there’s something you can sink your teeth into, so to speak. You’re real. Your problem is real. The solution is real. ❞

❝ Why hello, hello, hello. ❞

❝ Hey kid, got a smoke? ❞

❝ Well, thanks. I’ve just spent a week of my life looking for you, if you could just give me a sec. ❞

❝ Fuck! That’s your goddamn sister! ❞

❝ I don’t want any drugs. ❞

❝ Pervert, she’s fifteen! ❞

❝ Wait outside for me! ❞

❝ She’s just freaking. ❞

❝ Umm, I don’t think of you that way. ❞

❝ Do you think I want to go back to being nobody? ❞

❝ You’re fucked! ❞

❝ Don’t leave the house, they still haven’t caught that animal that’s loose. ❞

❝ They never go anywhere. ❞

❝ You’re a big help. As usual. ❞

❝ Don’t give her the satisfaction! ❞

❝ For once someone shouldn’t give that fucker the satisfaction! ❞

❝ You can’t do this alone. ❞

❝ I told you to get off me! ❞

❝ I’m not dying in this room with you! ❞

❝ Understand, you may kill her trying to save her. ❞

❝ Look, worst-case scenario, you put her out of her misery. Just as long as you’re prepared for that, and I mean, sure. Try to come to that. ❞

❝ Don’t ever touch my sister again. ❞

❝ I just got a few questions for her, like uh, I’m growing a goddamn TAIL outta my ass, and I thought she might have a few tips on how to deal with keeping that quiet! ❞

❝ Hurting me won’t help. ❞

❝ See? I’m up to some whack shit right now. I’m way out on the corner of Fucked-Up and Evil. ❞

❝ I’m in charge of the prizes. You, too, could be a winner. ❞

❝ Well, maybe I like my edge. Thanks. ❞

❝ I’d never tell her anything. ❞

❝ Get the fuck outta the bathroom! I’m trying to get ready! ❞

❝ Hey, why don’t you get your slut-bitch sister a leash. ❞

❝ Don’t we need protection? ❞

❝ You’re fucking hilarious, cave-boy. ❞

❝ Y'know, maybe you’re right. Maybe I do see a monster. Yeah. It’s got these little green eyes. ❞

❝ Oh yeah, like I really wish I were hemorrhaging and hairy ❞

❝ Jesus Christ on a bicycle! What the–?! ❞

❝ Ooops. ❞

❝ You picked ____ over me, anything that happens now it is your fault! ❞

❝ If you give up now you leave me alone, I would never do that to you! ❞

❝ I’m sorry. I’m scared. ❞

❝ Beating up girls? Cutting class? I’m very disappointed in you. ❞

❝ Okay, we both saw it; what the fuck was it? ❞

❝ It’s what you hit. ❞

❝ I know, but what the fuck was it? ❞

❝ Too much blood. ❞

❝ Come on, I’m serious get out! I mean it! Get out! ❞

❝ Come and get some candy! ❞

❝ So…I think we should get together. ❞

❝ Um… no. ❞

❝ Search and Destroy. Go! ❞

❝ Excellent selection. Continue. ❞

❝ Likes her shorts stuck up her ass, correct? ❞

❝ Favorite homework excuse: My nail glitter ate it. ❞

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

change around as you see fit!

‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘

‘ my leg! ‘

‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘

‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘

‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘

‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘

‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘

‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘

‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘ 

‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘

‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘

‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘ 

‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘

‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘

‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘

‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘

‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘

‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘

‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘

‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘

‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘

‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘

‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘

‘ we’ve been smeckledorfed! ‘

‘ oh well , i guess i’m not wearing any pants today. ‘

‘ umm , i got it. lets get naked! ‘

‘ a five letter word for happiness … money! ‘

‘ woo! shake it! shake it! yeah! shake that bubble butt! ‘

‘ _____! your genius is showing! “

“ you’re nothing but pure evil! just like newspaper comics! ‘

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”

“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”

“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”

“So…how old are you?”

Turning

“What’s happening to me?!”

“Did you just…bite me?”

“This..hurts…”

“Get away from me!”

“I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

“I’m still not used to this…”

“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”

“Am I supposed to…kill things?”

“I want cool vampire powers.”

“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”

“I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”

“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”

“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”

“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”

“I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”

“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”

“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”

“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”

“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”

“No, we don’t turn into bats.”

“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”

“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”

“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”

“You’re bleeding…”

“Go. Now. Before I-”

“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”

1. ) Forehead kiss 2. ) Wrist kiss 3. ) Hand kiss 4. ) Cheek kiss  5. ) Hip kiss 6. ) Shoulder kiss 7. ) Lip kiss  8. ) Jaw kiss 9. ) Playful kiss 10. ) Sensual kiss 11. ) Friendly kiss 12. ) Ear kiss  13. ) Thigh kiss 14. ) Stomach kiss 15. ) Neck kiss