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possessive dom 🤝 obsessive sub

@privatelyvelvet ❤️

Guys I took an over the counter painkiller and now my pain is much lower. This is amazing. Does the public know about this.

let’s play how many times can i cum before i pass out

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

i think we all just need to hear i love you’s and i miss you’s without needing to ask for it. whether it’s romantically or platonically.

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

The general misconception of what people pleasing is drives me fucking insane

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

do u think when nosferatu has to poo he says i have to nosferapoo

a little while ago i was talking to a friend about my ed and i dont remember the context but she said to me "I LOVE CARBOHYDRATES!!!!! I LOVE CALORIES!!!!!!" and i stopped and stared at my phone because i had genuinely never heard anyone say they love calories. like, even implicitly theres this messaging that lower calorie = better and that we should enjoy of food despite the calories it contains. and i was just floored that this was the first time i had ever heard anything like that and it made me feel so comforted. anyway appreciate your friends they are some of the most important people in the world

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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