Paradox

Still screaming over this, I love it soooooo much 😭😭😭😭

ok so as a guy who was a miraculous ladybug fan in a past life i dont think maribat crossovers should happen because shes dating one of the robin boys or because her biological father was secretly bruce wayne all along or anything. i think they should happen because damian gets bored enough to want to go investigate the magic situation in france but bruce says You are 14, you are not going to france by yourself. and damians like WHATEVER and makes jon fly him to france and jon agrees because he really wants to try a macaron and damian's entire family is like Goddd he's another fucking quest again isnt he. Motherfucker. and while in france damian catches wind of the akuma class so he fucking buys a house in paris and lives there and forges a whole fake identity and everything and just starts attending college francoise dupont. and marinette's like I don't like his vibes... Something's off... and everyone's like Yeah whatever Marinette. on an unrelated note robin has been spotted in france during akuma attacks and he and ladybug keep getting into fistfights because it turns out that ladybug is so so easy to ragebait and robin finds ragebaiting so so funny. chat noir is busy dying for the millionth time. bruce is like What the fuck is Robin doing in Paris. but doesnt bother going to get him or anything bc you know bruce wouldnt

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops