Sprialcraft

the horse has been caught at last

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

TELL HER SHE LOOKS PRETTY

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like “me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol”

I am SO fucking baffled an artist I knew of and liked called this post vapid and humanistic and blocked me everywhere when I tried to say it’s a nonsense joke about a religious belief I don’t even share and I have no idea if they’re offended because they’re a christian or offended because I insinuated that apes are ugly and now my shitty brain has me OBSESSED with clearing it up to them but if I try to get in touch over something this fucking stupid they’re going to think I’m a creepy freako and this entire scenario is the story of my whole social life ever

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

Yeah. Weird!

If a post contains llamas, you know it’s going to end up here sooner or later

Just realized that eraserjoke is just ninja sex party.

If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.