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i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

this reminds me of two jokes i have with three of your cousins

This reminds me of the three jokes I have with four of our cousins

This reminds me of the joke i have with both of your moms

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment

anomalocaris is like the pikachu of the cambrian explosion

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

we all love dynamics that remind us of the moon and the sun but I am baffled by the lack of love for dynamics that are reminiscent of the moon and the EARTH.

I am so full of life but you are the reason my tides have a rhythm. you are the reason my oceans are brimming with life. you are the reason I can see the light in myself even when it all seems dark and you are the reason my orbit is stable and my seasons make sense. do you see it

Moon has scars from meteors that would’ve otherwise hit us

AOAOIUUHHH. NOBODY TALK TO ME

Vote for me I'll bring back the dinosaurs

There’s a whole overdone franchise about how bad of an idea that is, I WILL still be voting for you though.

This is so true and real and I will vote for you twice now

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed