Bismuth CEO

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

which oc wasn't born, but created?

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels