On the recurring Monster Complaints
Every year, around the same time, we get a mess of complaints about increases in Magical monster attacks on various roads and even in smaller villages and towns around Equestria requesting armed response from the guards.
To clarify, this rotating time has been rather suspect for a long period of time, although researchers claim that it is just after many monster's mating or reproductive cycles, which means many monsters are vying for more territory and therefore try to expand their own. Because of that, monsters make frequent attacks on various places. The most common ones we hear about are Timberwolves, Manticores, Vampire Fruit Bats, Cragadiles and Parasprites.
Timberwolves are naturally aggressive creatures to begin with, and ones seeking new hunting grounds are especially so, and will fiercely attack any threats to their pack. Although mostly seen in densely wooded areas, these omnivorous creatures can be a menace in open plains, consuming those creatures who reside in that habitat, and leaving naught but brush and dried twigs behind.
Manticores are similar to Timberwolves in ferocity, although they are usually solitary creatures. The venom in their Scorpian-like tail is a powerful paralytic and an affective anaesthetic if properly processed. Their large paws hide deadly claws, and their fangs can rip and tear with extreme prejudice. It's best to stay well clear of any Manticore you see. There have been noted reports of Manticores being tamed and kept as guardian pets, but I wouldn't suggest doing so. They are dangerous from birth, and their poison only dull with age, meaning the youngsters' are at their most potent.
Vampire Fruit bats are more a nuisance than anything else thankfully, and can usually be peacefully relocated with naught more than a bite or two. Just be careful, some of them don't have the best hygiene and their bite may become infected. Some antibiotics and bed rest though, and you'll be right as rain.
Cragadiles are rare and difficult to deal with creatures, who really don't like to be bothered. Their thick skins make it actually easier to relocate them than attempt to slay them. It's like trying to cut a boulder with a spoon edge. Just... report them if they're out of place and let more qualified ponies deal with that.
Parasprites are a pest, and must be reported on sight. After the events in Ponyville, as reported by Princess Twilight Sparkle, Parasprites are carefully monitored by an actual team of ponies in the Equestrian Wildlife Bureau to make sure they never grow to plague proportions, as the famine that could cause would be monstrous.
As the Royal Guard do not, however, have the ponypower to spare, we often and usually turn to a licensed guild of registered Monster Hunters. We are careful in vetting these brave beings, and pay them handsomely depending on the job required, and they are free to seek their own fortunes as well, so long as they listen to and accept our requests if possible.
On a quieter, more absurd note, it has been reported by a few ponies, who have yet to be vetted properly and many who were acting quite... unbefitting of proper Equestrians. Raving about Succubi and such nonsense. A myth long since forgotten. Absurdities, but I have taken to filing them away along with descriptions, times, dates and the pony's names and locations just in case. Might be an epidemic of some kind.
Signing off Arc













