put on your records and regret me

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Omg captioned this last night after I was zonked out on tequila!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!! A POET

lil cutie patootie

Remnants of a day with Missy :D

archer keeps insisting i look cool, so i’m choosing to believe him

I love you so much and my life with you is the best dream come true ever, flynn!!! happy valentines day to the BEST boyfriend in the world! 💗☀️🌙

tummy

Say cheese!

we’re spending a christmas week in monaco. my french has gotten rusty, but i’m still excited.

This skirt makes me feel cute!

Mike Faist as Dodge Mason PANIC | 1.04 “Escape”

Hey, I doubt that. Who wouldn't be crazy about you?

A beautiful, long-legged brunette socialite who could have any man or woman she wanted at the drop of a hat?

I think so. I like her more than she likes me.

Thanks, Arch. You're awesome. Right, okay. So who came first, Izzy or Carm? Wait, that sounds like the start of a really bad joke. So Chris isn't dating any of them? And what's the deal with Kylie? Man, I feel like I'm studying for a pop quiz. But hey! I bet that isn't true. You're crazy handsome, Arch.

No problem, Z. Did that sound ok? I'm not great with nicknames. But it felt like you should have one. Well, Izzy and Chris have known each other forever. Chris and Carmen met in college and haven't spent a day apart since. Kylie and Carmen have been breaking up on and off for a few years now. She's kind of rude and whenever she used to come to the gallery she would say, "I could do that." and that little muscle in Carmen's jaw would twitch. It's less complicated than it seems, I promise. They all just want to grill you on me, and vice versa. Fliss is... well, Fliss. She's perfect.

Hey, thanks. That's actually, uh, really nice? A lot of straight guys tend to be weird around me. 'Cause of the whole queer thing. Like we can't be friends or something. Who's Chris? Is that his boyfriend? Wait, no. Izzy's his girlfriend? Wait, crap. All I know is that Fliss is nobody's girlfriend and you definitely don't have a huge crush on her. Right?

Not me. I like being your friend. Alright, well. Chris and Carmen have been best friends forever, but Izzy is Chris' best friend and Fliss is Carmen's. Sometimes Kylie is in the picture - that's Carmen's ex girlfriend, but right now they're broken up. And yeah, Fliss is single. And, well. I like Fliss. I think I'm just Carmen's dorky brother to her most of the time.

What? No! Never. I'm really glad you want me to come. I kind of feel like I tricked you into wanting to be my friend somehow. I don't know how I got so lucky!

You didn't trick me. We have fun together. You're not that lucky, honest. I just like spendng time with you. And I want everyone to like you too. Don't be upset if Carmen's a little cold, by the way. It takes him a while to warm up to people. He might just talk to Chris all night. He's like me, but awkwarder.