okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

*flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences