Salem

Ants are currently crawling out of my skin and the only thing that can help is spontaneous combustion

Actively choosing to not think is the most freeing thing I’ve ever done…. But I now have anxiety about all the things I’m not thinking about

At this point if anybody even turns in my direction I’m a second away from “what the fuck is your deal”

What’s a risky outfit decision if you’re not still debating whether you should wear it or not while you’re on the bus already 15 minutes away from home

A partly cloudy sky with a slight breeze and the right temperature is all I needed to overcome literally anything.

Ibuprofen saves my life every single day. Literally a god send. Idk how people live with out it

I will chew a hole through my lip before admitting that I want something

To despise that you have a body feels like the most inhuman trate to poses yet is the only way I have existed since I gained consciousness

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE!!!

Who knew that yelling with a friend in their car about a absurdly stupid situation was such a relaxing activity

Scaring my middle aged co workers by downing two red bulls before 10am is a type of drug that can never be manufactured

How to tell your 65 year old co worker that every time she mis genders you, you would like to throttle her. Especially when she used “they” for someone in THE SAME SENTENCE that she uses she for you.

“I’d rather die” I say as I put in all the effort and care I can muster into a task I begrudgingly love

Sleep deprivation has gotten to the point where I would like to melt into a drain and haunt the sewers like pennywise, but in a goblin type of way

I would like to be swept up by the wind and placed gently in a field full of flowers so I can be slowly consumed by the earth

Re reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians is like walking back into your childhood and being enveloped in a warm comforting hug