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Not only does Sid enjoy and fully support The Purge, his family profits from it.

One of their many businesses? They own a highly competitive funeral home catering to low income families as well as those who can afford to give their loved ones the best send off money can buy.

Sid often carries a MONEY CLIP as opposed to a wallet.

….. he thinks it’s “ballin’.”

           Hello all !     There are more than     100 OF YOU RE YOU LOST LIKE WHAAT ?!     Anyway     ,     here is my list of babies that I absolutely adore     &&     those who I stalk from afar because I am a shy bean !

One time, Sid’s girlfriend made him ‘angel food cake’, and Sid proceeded to pre-face the rest of the food: ‘angel food-steak, angel food-potatoes, angel food-.... no,’ he bats her hand away. ‘No vegetables.’

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕     𝑰     𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅     𝒘𝒂𝒔     𝒕𝒐     𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍     𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑

          𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆     𝒎𝒚     𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔     𝒂𝒏𝒅     𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓

                    𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆     𝒂     𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍     𝒐𝒏     𝒂     𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎     ,     𝒂     𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓     𝒐𝒏     𝒕𝒉𝒆     𝒂𝒊𝒓

𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕     ,     𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒍𝒚     𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆     𝑶𝑪     𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒅     𝒃𝒚     𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒑

Could Sid give two shits about his studies?

The correct answer is No.

However, he is a particular little shit about his note-taking needs..

In addition to sitting in front of a MacBook some classes, Sid doodles (often OBSCENELY) in the margins of a dark green notebook; dark green. DARK. GREEN. No other color will do; even if all it’s good for is smacking girls on the butt between class by means of foreplay.