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Imagine being one of the soldiers in either Damen or Laurent's armies and shitting bricks 24/7 with the stress of the fact the fate of your country and your life depends on the most volatile situationship you have ever personally witnessed between the two most stubborn people to ever live and oh my God are they wearing matching gold slave cuffs on their wrists???? What is happening???????

Laurent is such an emotionally repressed cunt he's like "nooooooo I didn't melt under the ministrations of the first man to ever touch me gently I was totally just faking it cause I'm such a master manipulator and I'm playing 5D chess with everyone including God himself I am NOT horny for this swarthy thicc thighed grass fed Italian adonis and I'm definitely not aroused by the fact he can rip metal grates out of walls with his bare hands. I am so not in love with the man that killed my brother it's crazy, you would not believe how not in love I am right now. Don't look at me I'll fucking kill you."

Reading damen’s pov is like: it’s so over. We are so back. It’s so over. We’re so back. It’s so over. We’re so unbelievably back. Laurent is so smart. Laurent is so pretty. It’s so over. Laurent is a demon incapable of human emotion. We are SO back

ngl one of the funniest scenes to me in thunderbolts was when bob wakes up at the watchtower and valentina gears up to manipulate his ass only for him to interrupt her saying « what happened to Yelena ☹️😢 » and val is just so off put by that and drops the ‘nurturing mother’ act for a second to outright say « YeLeNa….🤨🤢 » in the most disinterested and dissapointed tone lollll