Verbose Friendly Dogs

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

other birds must get so pissed off by mockingbirds. like imagine you get in a fight with your wife and the next week you can hear your upstairs neighbor repeating the argument word for word as sexual roleplay

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

The EU loves to "monitor the situation" when a western country is blatantly committing a crime

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

Neil Josten is the kind of person to become genuinely offended when accused of lying over something he 100% lied about.