Anger Turned Sideways!

Commission slots are open!

offering sketchy commissions anywhere between $45-150 USD. lower tier pricing for lines with or without shading, higher tier pricing for anything with colors, fullbody characters, multiple characters or effects. you can specify colors of lineart.

please make sure you include as much detail as possible, including pose ideas, expressions or color keys. picture references are ideal but i can work with paragraphs or concepts. allow for some turnaround time. all commissions will be invoiced through Paypal only.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

trips

Oh no!! I just tripped Over this rock in The Garden! They really need to put up some kind of Wall… and I dropped my Link all over the ground…

i dont put a lot of art here but recently i made some omin and jim puppets! i take these to PAXs (west and unplugged this year) so if youre around you might see them

a group of furblets encounter a fearsome beast.  kinda like a scaled-down version of this