Anything and Everything

I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

…relic…

ilya: no, i did not come on you because you left before i could

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x01 || 2x13

Every year, since the moment he got his phone number, Ilya sends happy birthday dick pics to Shane with a bright red ribbon bow tied around his cock and balls.

He makes up a new line, each filthier than the one a year prior, and Shane tells him how stupid it is, and 'what the fuck is wrong with you? did you tie that bow yourself?' Shane refuses to admit that it's the thing he waits for the most every year since he was 19.

When they start living together and eventually get married, he thinks that the messages will stop, and it even makes him sad. But he is awoken in the middle of the night by the buzz of a message coming through at exactly 12:01am, with a familiar image attached and a filthy line.

Cody: Sir, I think that was your Padawan.

Obi-Wan: Oh, no. That was Ahsoka.

*much bigger explosion happens*

"We had good times in Dublin and often went out you, me and guiness."

Stellan Skarsgård & Mads Mikkelsen