EVERYBODY DEAD BUT US TWO

My girl straight up ascended and grew wings

whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

we all laughed when the king said “this peace is what all true warriors strive for” but you know what? that was the realest shit he ever said

he's the holiest gamer youve ever heard

m/f ships where the woman is a perfect beautiful sanitized to the point of having no other character can do no wrong queen and the man is a sad pathetic wet loser but TOTALLY lovable, also known as traditional adam sandler movie gender roles,

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

ohh you think dante's inferno is "basically fanfic"? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

posted this before learning ao3heads have convinced themselves a sudanese extremist group is hacking ao3 because they hate gay people or something so that's enough internet for today goodnight dear friends

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

everyone saying multiple is a coward . pick a favorite

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by