yeah

we cannot pie chart, preemptive, pre craft our way out of this one boys

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

sometimes my aus friends will hear a bit of nz slang and make fun of it for sounding stupid and then you're like ok well what do you say. and it's something equally fucking dumb every time. sorry ms Thong you cannot be making fun of the word jandal rn

guy was making fun of me for sook (hand reared calf) only to reveal that the australian term is a poddy calf. PODDY? let's be serious

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

alright I completely forgot I said that until I saw my notifications blow up so, happy drag the body Monday ig

it fucken WIMDY

girk

Inspecting your dash for mice

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse