ridiculous archaeology reports

2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

(via TumbleOn)

its getting away they’re trying to capture it

they blindfolded the beast in a vain attempt to restrict its power… but to no avail

yay for showing ancient cultures were clever and capable! ancient aliens are never the answer - just because some modern white dude thinks it’s too much work to move an ancient work or materials doesn’t mean that ancient cultures weren’t up to doing that work.