101% Avengers Crap

Bob: You could just… not clean stuff.

Johnny: I’m trying to create a form of smoking that isn’t bad for you!

Reed: We still haven’t even solved world hunger.

Joaquin: Like what? Telling myself I’ll do my homework in the morning instead of before bed?

Valentina: Yeah, right, like you even care.

Sam: Then sit down. Don’t make me revoke your walking privileges again.

Yelena: Does Amazon count as “local” if you live right next to the distribution plant?

Valentina: I wanted to shop locally for my plane tickets, so I just bought a private jet.

Yelena: Hey. I’m Yelena Belova, and this is my friend, Boob.

Sam: But you’re not too old to be fighting on the front lines against Valentina?

Yelena: A full-time job with no lunch breaks.

Sam: Aw, cheer up. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon cake!

Agatha: Some wine and a massive headache.

Billy: At least she didn’t give you a trip to the hospital!

Sam: You ate two whole wolves? I thought you were vegetarian.

Joaquin: They’re plastic wolf toys.