OH GOD OH PLEASE NO!

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

If alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

Call her nothing the way I'm uninvolved with her in every way. And ☝️ a cold wind blows across a vast grey desert.

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

World Heritage Post

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?