so was it out of mercy?

pears are famously shaped objects

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

ah. a nuanced story that allows for imperfect victims and portrays the confusing and contradictory nature of being human – particularly in a context that explores abuse, harassment and trauma. i wonder what people on the internet make of it... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no

oh you don't like agab? well I need to have a binary to sort u into so um (scratches head) uhh ok here's tma/tme. oh you don't like that because it's still a binary? you're transphobic. you're literally transphobic. it's literally not a binary it's just a system with 2 categories and no nuance. you're transphobic because you disagreed with me

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

"sent to a state upnork" (I'm pretty sure this is a corruption of "sent to a farm upstate" by "upstate new york" but not even she knows)

today she stammered over her words for several seconds before saying "can you zip up the zhooter and give it the honky schplooter" when trying to tell me to close the pockets on a suitcase and zip it up and the worst part is I understood exactly what she meant

she just referred to CGP grey as "SCP grey" and now i can't stop thinking about a dangerous anomaly with pretentious flag opinions

scrape my shitty little body off the mattress with a spatula

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg