Arcade Simp

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

"there should be a tumblr sexywoman" there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???

the criteria is different from the tumblr sexyman, but theres definitely tumblr sexywomen as a category in itself

tumblr is the best social media site because if you put he/they in your twitter bio every day until the end of time someone will respond to your tweets with "ummmm pronouns in bio, opinion invalid 🧐" and think they're sooo cool for it but on tumblr you could post something like "I'm a girl like if a woman was a boy. anyways. laser beams you" and it would get. 5 billion note

also, people on twitter will try to roast you simply by stating "pronouns 🤓" and on here they will go check your pronouns before saying some deranged shit you think about for a week

UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room