GROCKY TOP 5 SEX ACTS !!
going more off of categories than specific acts because there is too much cake to narrow it down. also basing this off the assumption that we all agree nothing strictly sexual needs to happen for it to count as a sex act.
something about graces sloppy mouth-hole — mundane biological functions have never been more repulsive and arousing. thank grim for being the primary reason this got catapulted up to first place.
purely intellectual probing — really anything that can be done with medical or scientific pretext. (degree of plausible deniability may vary.)
voyeurism and/or mutual masturbation — call me vanilla. im a simple man and this is their bread and butter.
inappropriate use of power tools and/or xenonite — necessity is the mother of invention, and the journey to erid is long. real buddies help each other out.
sonic vibrator rocky. probably.















