Arby’s

@arbys-offical Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

We have a meal deal if you want it, you can get all of those mixed into a large bucket for half the price

Does the soda get mixed in a bucket as well?

Yeah we just take all of your order, mash it up, and then put it in the bucket

So like a smoothie?

I mean, it’s usually pretty warm so it’s not like a smoothie in that regard, and it’s not blended we just take a stick or whatever we have on hand and just smash it

How much does it cost?

Half the price

@arbys-offical Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

We have a meal deal if you want it, you can get all of those mixed into a large bucket for half the price

Does the soda get mixed in a bucket as well?

Yeah we just take all of your order, mash it up, and then put it in the bucket

So like a smoothie?

I mean, it’s usually pretty warm so it’s not like a smoothie in that regard, and it’s not blended we just take a stick or whatever we have on hand and just smash it

@arbys-offical Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

We have a meal deal if you want it, you can get all of those mixed into a large bucket for half the price

Does the soda get mixed in a bucket as well?

Yeah we just take all of your order, mash it up, and then put it in the bucket

@arbys-offical Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

We have a meal deal if you want it, you can get all of those mixed into a large bucket for half the price

Can we PLEASE just stop pretending Arbys is real, it’s not! I’ve wiped it from the simulation! Move on! NO YOU DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE WHO WORKED THERE, THEY DON’T EXIST

Hey I’m pretty sure I’m real

You can’t fool me. If you’re real then where are you hiding the meat? I don’t mean the stuff you microwave, i mean the REAL meat

In a wheelbarrow behind the store

Welcome to Arby's would you like bee's or bee's with sauce?

Bees with sauce

Oh fuck, not you...

What do you have against me?

Can we PLEASE just stop pretending Arbys is real, it’s not! I’ve wiped it from the simulation! Move on! NO YOU DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE WHO WORKED THERE, THEY DON’T EXIST

Hey I’m pretty sure I’m real

Everytime I go to Arby's I ask for barbeque sauce. They always try and give me Arby's sauce. @arbysoffical your Arby's sauce is not bbq.

Hey that account you tagged isn’t the official Arby’s tumblr account, I’m sorry for any problems you’ve had while at an Arby’s location unfortunately there isn’t much I can do

Arby’s employees are as straight as their fries

Definitely

yall remember when Arbys made a homestuck reference in a instagram post? what was that?

It was that we made a homestuck reference, you got a problem with that?

Welcome to Arby's would you like bee's or bee's with sauce?

Bees with sauce

Thank you for alerting us about this, preparations for a customer death have been prepared in all Columbus, Ohio locations

I’ll do you one better, fight the Arby’s

No they do not, sorry for any confusion we may have caused you

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

Good