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🐭 He’s obviously very much the alpha rat big mouse on this side of London. Maybe even all of it if I’m being honest. He knows what he likes and what he likes is power.

😈 This can be seen by him giving you gifts. A number of the gifts he showers you with on the regular are things only to be seen by him and it’s obvious. A particularly sheer nightgown? You better be wearing that for him tonight! And oh boy! If you wear any of the jewelry he’s given you with it… you’re going to get absolutely RAVENGED.

🐭 I also think he may have a smoke kink or at least smokes immediately after sex. Even if you have any sort of asthma, you can at least appreciate he looks kinda hot while doing it. 

😈 Ratty is also very verbal during sex. He’s very good at making you feel things just by speaking to you. It’s a real talent and it appeals to his power kink. He also will bite quite a bit but he doesn’t actually mean to, it’s a part of his rat instincts so it’s something he doesn’t much care for.

🐭 Your tails do the twisty-thing during sex. It’s cute!

I don’t think I’m familiar with the series but I’m really intrigued by this guy! I totally get why you like him so much, he seems so fun! It reminds me of me and my thing with Bruz from Shadow of War.

I’m just not sure what to do with him since I’m so new to the fandom.

I was very excited by this ask! I love anything involving pregnancy and babies but also this gives me an opportunity to tell some cool rat facts.

Greatly influenced by https://writtenfan.tumblr.com/ post here! https://writtenfan.tumblr.com/post/617705047252467712/reserving-for-romance-a-dinner-with-prof-ratigan

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🐭 Your relationship is actually really similar to a sugar daddy/baby relationship. He’s a rich man who loves to spoil “his little sweet”. I mean, as long as you give him “something” to compensate. And that something is romantic and sexual companionship, which no doubt leads to rat pups.

😈 Because he is obviously a very rich, “well-to-do” alpha rat mouse, you don’t really have much to worry about financially or safety-wise. Like, you’d probably have even less to immediately worry about if you’re a human’s fancy rat*.

🐭 Just because he can, he likes to spoil you. Surprising you with stolen gorgeous jewelry, and fancy dresses. He does all this in a sickeningly sweet voice. The very idea of the mother of his children not having the absolute best in her more delicate moments, well, he just won’t have it! He spoils you like he does his precious baby, Felicia. “After work” cuddles are very commonplace and he’s a very large man so he can easily do a sort of protective curl thing around you.

😈 Ratigan is surprisingly really sweet with his children at first. The first time he holds them, it’s a true fatherly moment and you can visually see him swell with pride. He immediately plans to bring the child into “the family business” one day. Oh, the very idea of expanding his evil empire further through his children just makes him feel so WICKED!

🐭 He’s the kind of guy to name his children after himself. Padraic jr. for a boy. Patricia or Patrice for a girl. There is no debate.

😈 I have my doubts about Ratigan being a good father, given his nature and patience level. He would be very doting but he also takes great pleasure in his evilness. It really shouldn’t surprise you that his children would take after him; big, strong, brilliant, charismatic, and charming but equal parts sadistic and “nasty”. Also, very musically talented.

P.S: my hc of astro Shan-Yu in which you added was so spot on that I daydream about it till date

Oh! Yes! I’m fine I’m just really busy lately! >< I’m actually still working my IRL job and working with an illustrator(we’re making comics and a cool magazine-thingie together) but nothing is really ready yet.

I just haven’t had much time to work on Tumblr stuff. Half is because I’m not really inspired and half because I’m usually too tired. ><;;

And thank you for telling me happy birthday!

P.S: That’s so sweet to hear!!

💀 He’s surprisingly devoted to the person he’d pining after. Also, he appears to be REALLY into commitment, seeing as in “The Date”, he purposed on a first date and a wedding was literally happening only a little bit after. I know he’s a total tool but damn, instant commitment like that is almost impressive. I think we’ve all be told at least once in our lives to “lock down” our man, but this man locks down you.

⚡ He can’t be taken ANYWHERE. Not just because he’s a very high ranked villain but, he’s an awful date for practically any occasion that doesn’t immediately benefit him.

💀 Hater would take any opportunity to even vaguely impress you. Whether it be... 

commissioning a propaganda cartoon to show off how “kissable he is”

(attempt) to destroy his enemies/Wander

show off his new totally cool car thing

perform a “romantic” rock ballad he wrote for you

Always give you sweet gifts like flowers, chocolates, and a toaster that one time.

have you watch him destroy some planets only using his lightning(?) powers

Just generally flex and puff out his chest whenever you’re around

⚡ Even though Hater really shouldn’t be the type of guy anyone should go after, it’s very easy to just get sucked in by his strange charm.

💀 He becomes the biggest, mushiest goof if you hold his hand.

⚡ It’s also basically canon that Hater wants children (as seen in “The Battle Royale”, “The Rival”, and generally just whenever he interacts with Captain Tim). Even though he acts like a bratty teenager most of the time, he’s shown the capability to be really doting and sweet(to Captain Tim, at least). I have faith that he’d be a good dad. (He also might want a daughter since in his fantasy he had more girls than boys(2:1))

💀 For a massive brat, he’s a major softy.

⚡ You get your own little “strategic figurine” when you enter the “basically married” stage of dating.

💀 Half the dates you go on with Hater are actually organized by Wander because… well, he’s Wander and he’s a romantic. And on other dates, debatably, he kinda makes them more fun. Just don’t tell Hater that.

⚡ If he has a phone, it’s full of pictures of just you and Captain Tim.

NSFW

💀 Even though he’s very enthusiastic about sex, he’s not the one to actually go through with it.

⚡ SAYS he wants the hardcore stuff but is way too nervous to actually go through with it and can barely handle vanilla sex.

💀 Claims he wants to do “horrible things*” to you, even take you to his torture room as proof of this but it quickly devolves into you cuffed to a St. Andrews cross and his zaps keep missing you for nearly an hour. “I swear this never happens to me!”

⚡ Sorry, babe. The gloves stay on during sex.

💀 Is probably prone to premature ejaculation and his dick is not as big as he would like to admit. (If he even has one anymore.)

⚡ His semen is green, glow-in-the-dark, and tastes like green apple candy.

 This is you!

I feel like this is somewhat targeted directly at me because -I- am a libra. Lol. Anyway, I’m not much for a zodiac type of gal but I can buy that Shan-Yu is an Aries because, yea, that sounds right.

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💀 Honestly, it’s a marvel that you managed to stay alive in the Hun army. Shan-Yu, himself is impressed. Be honored.

🦅 To be so small and to thrive so much in his army makes him respect you. His respects almost immediately turns into infatuation when you beat him in a sword fight. That was the moment he started to court you. And it’s not like you can just reject him, he’s your leader, you’re very soft and he’s very hot.

💀 During your courtship, he’s much more liberal when it comes to showing off his physical strength and hunting prowess. But it’s not like he -needs- to show off, his men wouldn’t dare go after you knowing Shan-Yu had his eyes set on you.

🦅 Shan-Yu took off his shirt one time in front of you and you became absolute mush! For someone who can take him in a sword fight, you get taken down easily by him, literally undressing.

💀 He loves this kind of power play you guys have! It turns him on. It makes him want to have babies.

🦅 When you two were all but married, you made a little crown for him made out of wildflowers and kinda forced him to wear it for the whole day. Shan-Yu just acted like it wasn’t even there. Everyone wanted to bring it up but no one wanted to get stabbed by Shan-Yu.

Hun-ies! The lot of you!

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💀 He’s a biter! It doesn’t even need to be in a sexual context, he just bites his partners! 

🦅 He thinks it’s really cute when you try to tame Hayabusa. You can’t, Hayabusa is a tough old bird who is loyal to him and him only. But it’s cute watching you try and fail.

💀 Watching you interact with Hayabusa is just... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0

🦅 He -has- beaten the literal shit out of his romantic rivals for you. He’s not yandere, he’s just territorial.

💀 If you’re shorter than him, he feels powerful(more so than usual).

“some fluff about the Disney villain Shan-Yu and the woman he is attracted to? How would he act around her and such? A little deatil about her is that she is quite shy and small, so she gets nervous when he is around-- Thank you beforehand!“ - Anon?

Everyone is horny for Shan-Yu during the quarantine!

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💀 I feel like Shan-Yu’s ideal woman would be someone like Mulan. A woman who is very smart in battle and would quickly pick a fight with him. In his line of “work”, he’d want someone a tough as him to be his wife and to carry his scary babies. But… I’d be lying if I didn’t think he’d love to have a sweet, timid little thing for a wife.

🦅 He kidnapped you to be a concubine/wife/whatever because that’s just a thing that happened quite a bit back then(I headcanon that the same thing happened to his mother and that’s how he was born). Eventually, you just decide to accept that this is your life now.

💀 You do your best to keep him satisfied but your shy nature and him being - Shan-Yu -, you can’t really control yourself around him. He’s just so much more handsome than he damn should be allowed to be. Seeing you all flustered for the likes of himself, Shan-Yu really enjoys watching you squirm for him. Just how much he dwarfs you in height really arouses him. It makes him feel powerful. He’ll just drop one of his shirts on you and it drags on the ground a little when you walk.

🦅 Someone as docile and dainty as you are very rare to him and the Hun army. Shan-Yu likes to show you off as a sort of trophy in front of his men.

💀 No matter how much time you spend around him, you’re always so jumpy around him. He really loves this and will use it to initiate some ~lewdness~. Why? Because he can and like you would ever say ‘no’ to him. Shan-Yu’s dick is also just as massive as the rest of him. Like, so big that you can see it while it’s still inside you, just a massive log pulsing in you, making your body contort around him.

It’s fine. He mostly gets a pass in my book because at the end of the movie he died pretty horribly and I can only assume the last of his goons were executed. (I’d be really pissed if Mulan and the emperor just let them go/live for some bullshit reason that didn’t even make sense in the context of any other version of the story (you guys know the series I’m talking about).)

I’m actually really into this idea because (1)It’s historically accurate in a sense and (2)it’s something new for me to write about.

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🦅 You will forever remember the day you met him. It was the day you lost everything; your home, your family, your life(metaphorically), and it was all his doing, Shan Yu. He and his army came and burned everything in your village, slew your neighbors indiscriminately, it didn’t matter if they were a man, woman or child, they were dead a moment later. You were the sole survivor.

💀 Since that day he “took you in”, as he describes it, he kept you on a tight leash. In both literal and figurative sense. That wasn’t the end extent of your relationship, he trained you. He trained you as hard as his men, maybe even more so. In the beginning, one time, he tied you to a heavy wooden pole in the snow and expected you to tend to a small fire just out of reach or die in the cold of the night. He called it a “test” but you called it “abuse” or just a shitty murder attempt that was pretty unfitting to literally THE SHAN YU. You passed.

🦅 Since then you lovingly gave him the nickname “Old Bastard” (because you a child who craved death). Shan Yu would then in turn “test” you again. Like, have you carry your weight (and even more later on) during day-long hikes, force you to hunt, skin and cook your own meals, all while on a rope leash and a flimsy bow-and-arrow that was probably made for a toddler half your size and to wrestle* him -before- that for “your right” to eat.

💀 *Mind you, he’s SHAN FUCKING YU is literally wrestling YOU (probably a teenager, if not a child). You stand no chance for months and only managed to “hunt” out of a morbid form of sympathy or something.

🦅 Eventually, just like Mulan in her military training, you start to catch up and prove your worth to an entire army of hardened warriors, even Shan Yu in a sense. You became strong. You learned the ways of the wild and how to provide for yourself, even with monumental handicaps. And, most importantly, you managed to pin (even if it was for a moment) Shan Yu after learning his openings and how to grapple. But by then you weren’t the orphan he would use as a punching bag anymore.

His theme: “Stadium at Twilight” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0bc7YaIikA

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! It’s so wonderful to have an Iron Leaguer ask! And it’s even better to meet someone who knows someone who I know personally!

And oh dear! Ryuuken is just an absolute peach! He’s by far, the sweetest mech in the whole cast! JUST LOOK AT THE FACE!!!

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🥋 Ryuuken is literally the sweetest mech anyone could ask for, as a consequence, he is probably the shyest. Whenever you’re around him, he can barely speak and when he does, he’s even more soft-spoken than usual.

🤖 It’s kinda the team’s open secret that Ryuuken has a crush you. They’re all really supportive of him and his feelings towards you, especially Ruri and Topjoy. Those two are absolutely incorrigible! Both see themselves at Ryuu’s wingmen but kinda do it in different ways. Ruri is your gal-pal who talks your ear off how great and how wonderful of a boyfriend Ryuu would in a really sweet and subtle way you almost think she has a crush on him. Topjoy is… he’s just Topjoy. He’s also getting your attention and immediately directs you to Ryuuken(who suddenly has stage fright) and singles you and Ryuu out together. His casual flirting with you drops dramatically, too, for Ryuuken’s sake.

🥋 Ryuuken only got himself to ask your out was from convincing from Magnum Ace. AND OH BOY WAS IT ADORABLE! Ryuu was really surprised that you accepted his feelings. No one else was. lol

🤖 You and Ryuuken quickly became the team’s (and even the world of Iron League’s) “golden couple”. Ryuuken can barely handle the attention and it’s literally the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.

🥋 Your first date would be something after his practices or on his day off, it’s late in the evening and you two watch the sunset or look at stars. He’s a simple, sweet guy and I feel like he’d be too nervous to do anything else.

🤖 A second date might be the two of you just having fun and playing soccer or some friendly sparring. The first date was meant to be sweet and see if you -really- wanted to date him (because it takes a little convincing) and the second is to confirm you two as a couple and to have a bit of fun.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!! *smashes something but immediately cleans it up because I live here*

Same emojis as the last request but these will kinda cover both versions because having kids with him will basically be the same.

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🦅 Finding out you were full-on pregnant was a victory in Shan Yu’s eyes. It’s an extra layer of ownership he kinda has on you. But his main goal was making another of him to conquest and concur as he does/did. Don’t be too surprised when he immediately wants another kid right after you give birth. lol

💀 When you’re all sweet, round, and glowing he was fiercely protective. Most of the time you’re under a sort of house arrest. (Which is a tent and two horses.) It’s mostly to keep you safe because just about anyone or anything in his army could very easily kill a pregnant woman. Shan Yu would come back to you and hold you tightly against his chest before kneeling to kiss your extended belly. He whispers sweet little lullabies to the baby and how he’ll make them the strongest soldier the continent has ever seen. The guy can be sweet when he -really- wants to. 

🦅 Shan Yu doesn’t really care whether his baby is a boy or a girl, only that it could keep up with him and his legacy. In the Hun culture, both men and women could’ve been able to enlist in military affairs. Some of the most brutal atrocities of the time were done by women. About a year after the baby is born, he’s taking it with him when he’s hunting. He just has a baby in a little backpack or sling. It’s to make the kid used to blood and death, to him, you can never start too early. And early he shall start. By the age of two and a half, baby is already hunting and skinning rabbits.

💀 Baby is unstoppable and Shan Yu is so proud.

🦅 Almost like clock-work, he has a new baby to train in his ways of a woodsman and a warlord. All his kids get equal attention and training and are all named after past conquests and battles he is particularly fond of.

💀 By the time you two stop having kids, they’re all just as hardened and deadly as their father. They have the might of a small army and Shan Yu couldn’t have been prouder. Just imagine them all going their separate ways; making their own marks on the world. All of Asia would be on fire by their doing.