play yakuza

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

the sexual tension between you and the other player completing same questline

jumping as valid form of communication

urge to wear the butt ugly Rare and/or Old retired gear to show that you are better than everyone else

the cryptids that are players who have hit the level cap but their character looks like walking shitpost

having to complete missions in middle of place where some people are roleplaying very seriously and u just feel like janitor cleaning stage in middle of play rehearsal as you try to do ur work and move on asap

me, a veteran healer:

me, a veteran tank:

me, a veteran dps:

me, a veteran tank:

Boss: Still alive

Me, a Veteran DPS: