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Overprotective

Possibly gets jealous very easily

Wants all of your attention

SPICY TIMES

Cuddles are a must

B O O B I E S

Smacks dat ass

Will make you lay on her chest during cuddle times because tiddies

Loves your head pats

Kisses kisses kisses

Don’t you guys just love when women?

ESPECIALLY WHEN WEREWOLF WOMEN!!

Ironclad beetle (Zopherus nodulosus haldemani). Austin, Texas, 10/14/19.

this bug is insane. Its exoskeleton is so tough, if you try to pin a dead one, the pin will just bend. It can only be pierced with a small electric drill.

It’s immune to being stomped on or otherwise crushed with human force, and I’ve even read multiple anecdotes that they can survive being run over by a car.

They were originally called ironclad beetles just because their exoskeleton is so hard, but analysis has shown that their shell actually does contain iron- in addition to calcium, manganese and zinc.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 THATS IT 

Your vampire girlfriend knows EXACTLY what you want. She lies you down on her couch before peppering your cheeks with red kisses. Then she claims your lips as her own, kissing you with incredible elegance and beauty. Then she leaves your lips to kiss down your chin… and to your neck.

“Are you certain, beloved?” she whispers. “This is practically a marriage contract… a bloodier one, but one nonetheless.”

You nod; you can’t imagine living without her. You never want to.

She smiles, kissing your neck more and more, rougher and more fervously. Soon, you feel her gently nibble… and then…