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bionic-cephalopod started following you
Dr. Octavius, right? Still harassing my little Spidey?
He’s not so little and just as irritating. But I assure you my focus is not on him at this time, Ms Drew.
Well that's good to hear, I hate to beat up nice old gents like you. Spidey can get annoying but he's in it for good reasons.
I hope that whatever you are focusing on will be for the of everyone's interests, not just yours.
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rubberband-theory started following you
welcome to the party, Mr. Richards.
A pleasure to meet you Ms Drew.
[resists urge to pester about SWORDs orbital platforms]
The pleasure is all mine. A big fan of your....well everything. I don't think anyone can do a superhero family like your family does it.
thatscaptainmarveltoyou started following you
Caaarrrooolll.
Jess! Â When did you get here? Â When did you-? Â Oh, man, I missed you.
Just got here today actually. Â Glad to see I was missed, because I missed you just as much.
I hope you've been causing a ruckus around these parts, keeping the boys on their toes.
bionic-cephalopod started following you
Dr. Octavius, right? Still harassing my little Spidey?
rubberband-theory started following you
welcome to the party, Mr. Richards.
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Longer than that with SHIELD. Practically ran headfirst into their ranks way before I met you.Â
Yes ma’am, the one and the same. What, too squishy for the team? I’m not as human as I look these days, but yeah, I’m on the team. What, you tellin’ me I’m not good enough for the likes of ‘em?
Next thing I know you’ll be telling me you’re a super. You? A real Avenger? Haha, unless—
Oh no way.
No no no.
Spider-woman? !
I thought I knew those damn lips but holy shit.Â
Clint. You'd better take two steps back before I break your nose again. Not so accidentally this time, mind you.
I am an Avenger, and yes I am a bloody super. I was a super before we fucked, I was a super when we fucked, and I am a super now.
And yes you are too flabby to be an Avenger. You'll get hurt, and when you get hurt, how do you expect to handle yourself. Especially on solo missions.
God I just can't even believe this is happening. I think the butt really should have tipped me off.
fuzzbuttofdoom started following you
Hey there, Fuzzball.
So I have heard! We mean Mortals no harm. Largely, that is. It is almost the same for I; my people withdrew from Midgard for so long, that when I found myself among you again, it was…
Surreal.
Indeed! Ha! The Asgardians are not the only Gods to exist, in any case. Many, many Pantheons watch from the stars. I am not surprised such a shocking truth is rejected by many. I only wish to protect.
You have not offended. I love many as though they are family, Jessica. I merely do not find myself worthy of such a title as of late.
It is truly a fine day when you find someone with so much strength can wield such great knowledge.
I am sure there are people out there that sleep better at night knowing something as strong as a god is out there protecting them and their freedoms. People appreciate you but then there are the blokes that can't see the beauty of change.
 I am not surprised that you would see us as something very different and odder than what you are used to when it comes to humans. We can be a bit odd at time, but we try.
I don't see why you wouldn't be worthy of the title. If I had to say so myself, I am sure you'd be a wonderful brother of sorts. You want to protect people that you don't even know two pence about, just because you have the strength to do it.
I think you'd be absolutely Brilliant, and who ever told you other wise is probably an idiot.
Wait wait wait. What are you doing here!?
I could ask the same of you, I’m an Avenger these days. Well I, uh. I’ve kinda always been with SHIELD but that wasn’t exactly public knowledge when we dated. It’s been how many years… 8-9 odd? How the hell’ve you been girl?
How can you be an Avenger! I am a real Avenger. I mean you don't even have powers, Clint!
...8-9 years with SHIELD, and an 'Avenger' with no powers? Please don't tell me that you are actually fucking Hawkeye. You can't be a bloody Avenger, you just can't be. I refuse to believe that you've been throwing yourself off of buildings and shooting people with arrows.
arachnehyde started following you
… Jess?!
Wait wait wait. What are you doing here!?
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wingswetteddown started following you
Do you have....wings...on your feet?
Ah, they are no more heavy responsibilities than I can handle, do not worry. I prefer to be able to help and protect my people and those under my care, Jessica.
Have you? Ah, yes- Mortals have many stories about my people, and they greatly vary in truthfulness.
…Greatly.
I am sore to admit I have not heard near as much about you, but it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance none the less.Â
Big brother feeling? I…
Thank you.
Yeah I read some of stories about Asgard when I was a tot. But not much. It's a really big surprise finding out you guys are the real real thing. Fairy tales coming true and the like, it's really surreal for the most part.
Many people don't want to believe that Asgard exist because it breaks their perception of reality and maybe their singular faith.
But with Kree and Skrull running around, I think Gods and Goddesses are the least of our problems.Â
I hope I didn't offend you. I mean I never really had had a family. I don't have any brothers and sisters, and I don't know. You just seem like the type of person that someone would love having as a big brother.
courtingthereaper started following you
Eigth Legged Muffin? That’s a new one. Are you some type of evil teddy bear or something, because I don’t even want to beat you up. You just seem oddly cuddleable.Â
I get that a lot actually, people also tell me I lookjust like Hugh Jackman, all fuzzy ‘n nice, sorta gruff ‘round the edges. Bettin’ kinda help—Wait. Are you offering to come over and cuddle, ‘cause I’m booked until Tuesday, but if you show up early in a bikini I might be able to fit you in.
Did you just use you and Hugh Jackman in the same sentence? In your dreams, pal, you're seem more like a Ryan Reynolds type of guy. You try to be funny, you can be funny, and you're cute in an odd man child sorta way.
Also, Negative on the bikini. I am free next Saturday, and you have a pretty nice butt and all, But I already have a designated cuddle partner and I don't think she'd be too happy to see she's be replaced.
baxterqueen started following you.
Mrs. Richards, Hi! I’ve read a lot of things about your brother in the tabloids. on a scale from 1 to 10, how true are they collectively?
Unfortunately most of them tend to be a 7 or an 8. It’s Johnny, after all, and he just happens to burn off more than he can chew.Â
Jessica Drew, right? Lovely to meet you.Â
It's a pleasure, Miss. You can call me Jess, though.
Burn off more than he can chew? Heh, sounds like he gets in more trouble than you'd want him to. Everyone is always talking about how he's so hot and whatnot, even over in the UK.Â
He's more like a puff of smoke than a forest fire or something of the like, No offense of course. Â
courtingthereaper started following you
Well if I think you’re very very scary. Maybe you should add some racing stripes or something, spice it up a bit.
I, for one, think that pink can be a pretty terrifying color. Just depends on who’s wearing it, really. I mean imagine Ultron with all pink casing, now that would make that bucket of bolts even more terrifying than he already is.
Aww, you do? Aren’t you just the sweetest lil’ eight legged muffin I ever did see.Â
Eigth Legged Muffin? That's a new one. Are you some type of evil teddy bear or something, because I don't even want to beat you up. You just seem oddly cuddleable.Â
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dreamingiwasagod started following you
Your hair has to be my favorite thing about you.
I am… not sure if this is intended as a compliment or a slight, m’lady.
You could take it as a compliment depending on the way you look at it. Your hair really is amazing though.
Jessica Drew, by the way.Â
Then, in the interest of keeping peace at this time, I shall take it as such.
I am Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder, of Asgard.
God of Thunder and an Avengers? Sounds like a big responsibility. I'd probably be scared out of my wits, trying to handle those two jobs.
I've heard a lot about you, it's really good to finally meet you and actually talk. You have this odd big brother feeling about you, it's really nice.
baxterqueen started following you.
Mrs. Richards, Hi! I've read a lot of things about your brother in the tabloids. on a scale from 1 to 10, how true are they collectively?
